There are infinite points on a circle, you know, and we recently learned this fact, me and my five year old boy. He spends all his time with his sister, 3, and they like to talk about millions, billions and infinity.
Infinity and sextillion. Did you know sextilion was a number? I spent days telling my son that sextillion didn’t exist every time he would ask how many days was sextillion years. He would get so offended with me. Yes it does exist!
Who told you? I asked.
Your brother!
My brother? Okay hmm maybe there is some truth to this madness then.
So I did what any sane person would do in this day and age and I asked Google. And Google told me that sextillion was actually 1021.
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
He asked me how long it would take to count to sextillion so again, I resorted to Google.
243,000,000,000,000 years folks.
I said you’d be long dead before you got there.
Now it’s infinity. Because infinity is definitely more interesting than sextillion. I told him infinity is not a number, it’s a concept. His little sister told me it wasn’t a COLCEPT, because we can have ilfillity things. Like illfillity clouds! And illfillity shoes! And there are illfillity stars in space, didn’t you know?! So it is a number.
And infinity birds, her brother added. But then the whole world would be covered in birds. And they would fly the earth away. We could put them on our house and tie them with string and then we could fly away into space.
Now I am confused.




