It is the 10th prompt for NPM and the Power of Poems Scavenger Hunt. this prompt is to write a Minnesang. This form is a 12th – 14th century German courtly love poem built around a knight’s attempt to court a lady who does NOT return his favor. The iambic tetrameter (8 syllables) with a rhyme scheme of a/b/a/b/c/c or a/b/b/c/a/a. Write about your brush with unrequited love…
Date was late to my door to greet
He swooned when he saw my red hair
He stunk and his breath was not sweet
All night he did nothing but stare
I told him to forget my name
Rejected my stalker became
Around every corner we’d meet
In all my classes he’d be there
Leave me alone I would repeat
He told all that we were a pair
I was his girl, he’d laid his claim
No is no, I won’t play this game
He pursued me down every street
Desperate I found a lady fair
I ducked and dodged, a stealth athlete
Introduced them an instant pair
They said I was partly to blame
That she was now his only flame
I was a freshman in college and since men outnumbered women by 10 to 1, the big thing was a “computerized” match game. All the girls were encouraged to sign up and as an incentive we all got t-shirts. Not one to pass up a free shirt, I filled out the form. I was “matched” with 6 guys. The first date was with Nigel. He was the penultimate nerd. We went to the model train club where he ran his train for an hour while I sat and watched. I excused myself and walked back to my dorm. A second date was with a guy who was about 2 inches shorter than me and I was 5’2″. He looked to be about 10 years old. It was only memorable because he attempted to paw me but I was able to hold him off since my arms were longer than his (and I probably out weighed him by 15 pounds).
It was with great trepidation that I agreed to go on another date. He was supposed to meet me in the lobby of the dorm and was 30 minutes late. His body odor was eye watering. His breath was like a knife cutting through the body odor! To say I was repulsed was an understatement. I told him that I wasn’t interested in continuing the date. He looked sad but said he understood. I thought that was it. He proceeded to stalk me for a good 2 weeks. I was on the verge of filing a police report because he was telling all my friends that we were a couple. Then I met a girl in my English class. She was sweet and cute and had just broken up with her boyfriend back home. Since she lived in the dorm across from mine I suggested we walk back together. It was perhaps the most desperate thing I’d ever done, but when my stalker materialize I introduced them and then made an excuse to leave. They hit it off and she later asked me if I minded that she “stole” my boyfriend. I assured her that I didn’t mind at all.