This is my response to the NPM Scavenger Hunt to write a Bop. The Bop is a form composed of 3 stanzas with a single line refrain after each stanza. the first stanza is 6 lines presenting the problem followed by 8 lines that explore/expand the problem, and the last stanza has 6 lines that document the solution or the failed attempt.
In a former life she was given free reign
There in the squalor of second hand sofas
She slept curled or stretched out at leisure
A bad habit of lounging on the furniture
And she felt at home slumbering in beds
That were not hers and that is a real problem
No dogs or dog hair on the new furniture!
What are we to do but attempt a reset
Strongly worded “No” and “Down”
Just make her nervous and frightened
We need a more effective training technique
She is compliant when we are present
Night brings her to the sofa, chair, guest bed
No piece of furniture is safe
The constant cleanup continues
No dogs or dog hair on the new furniture
We’ve placed tin foil on all the chairs
Scattered doggie beds in every room
We’ve deployed noxious smells to no avail
Even a mouse trap doesn’t deter her
The last resort is a special crinkly cover
To repel and protect the leather sofa
No dogs or dog hair on the new furniture
Poor Mochi. It has been quite the learning curve for her. She loves an over stuffed chair or soft pillow. Her former owner let her sleep on all the furniture – until she got a boyfriend who was allergic to dogs. Then there was a single chair that was off limits. She adapted but wasn’t all that happy about it. She then went to college with the daughter of her owner, who being a college student allowed Mochi to sleep anywhere – and she did. Then she came to us. Because it was difficult to break her of the habit we just shrugged. Then we moved. All the furniture was sold (except for a few pieces). The new furniture became off limits to Mochi. She knew she wasn’t permitted on it. Instead, with 5 comfy dog beds, a big stuffed chair (that belonged to my grandmother purchased in 1974) and a twin bed just for her, she was banned from all other furniture. Yes we have aluminum foil on the recliners and the new sofa. And for Christmas, Sparky asked for and got a crinkly sofa cover that will protect the leather and repel Mochi… So far the sofa cover hasn’t been deployed.
