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Wed, Dec. 2nd, 2009 12:25 pm

Oh Mark Morford, have my babies. I don't read you for a long time and then come back and read your archive all day long and, lo, you make me giggle and nod at my desk.

~~~

Does anyone else get turned on when SPN: Abandon All Hope spoilersCollapse )

Um. *squirms* Yeah, me neither. *sidesteps away*

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You know what's really fuckin' sad? The way Dilbert has come to epitomize my life.

(AAAAAH, I CAN NOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS CORPORATE, CUBICLE-LINED, CIRCLE OF HELL. ONE MORE YEAR, JUST ONE.)

~~~

I WANT TO WRITE. I WANT TO WRITE. I WANT TO WRITE.

And I can't write.

I mean, I CAN, in that make-myself-type-words-on-a-page way, but omg it's all awful and stilted and wrong. WHERE IS THE INSPIRATION? WHERE ARE MY MUSES? Those assholes have fucked off to Guam or some fricking Caribbean island and are drinking frozen cocktails on the beach brought to them by virile, half-naked, young men and LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF AT ME. "Ah ha ha, you think YOU'RE in control, little writer-type lady? Aw, isn't that cute."

~~~

Speaking of that, and in the continued effort to remember when I could write fic...

Fine, yes. PET ME, I'M A WHORE. *hides*

THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME


I'm always vaguely ashamed of myself for participating in these. Like I shouldn't want or need the validation or something. IDK. But then I give in to my attention-whore streak and do it anyway, despite the shame.

~~~

Tomorrow night is the Black Rose Society meeting and I am both excited and slightly nervous! But I think it's gonna be awesome. Report to follow!

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Mon, Nov. 30th, 2009 11:18 pm

The meme! I am so willing to do more of these, so hit me up if you missed it.

For pushingyouaway, about Buckle Up Tight. She also asked, "How do you do that?" The answer is: *blushes, flappy hands* Um. IDK? A deeply creepy fetishizing of Sam's hands? An active fantasy life wherein other people have sex for my gratification? *laughs and ducks away*

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For litotease, who asked about When You Dig My Grave, Make It Shallow (So I Can Feel The Rain)

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YAY THAT WAS FUN. *clapclap* Okay now I have to...head bed-ward or something. Get off the computer anyway. Stupid work tomorrow. Stupid Tuesday.

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Mon, Nov. 30th, 2009 04:22 pm

Work has sucked a golf ball through a hose pipe today and there's all KINDS of crap going on with my friends and KT isn't in my house anymore and this is just the worst Monday ever.

Ganked from my lovely nilchance:
Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

What a cool meme. And I'm hoping it'll kick-start my writing mojo so help a girl out, yes?
All fic can be found at this tag.

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Fri, Nov. 27th, 2009 02:30 pm
I HAZ A ktmagik! Y'all wish you were me.

But that's part of why I've disappeared and it's for a good cause. Happy Thanksgiving, people!

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Wed, Nov. 18th, 2009 03:24 pm

Because I could really use it today....

the happy-making meme.


make me happy!




~~~

Dear Today,

Die in a fire.

No love,
Me

~~~

FYI: I have several comments and emails I need to respond to - like ones that actually require answers - but I doubt I'll get to most of them till tonight. Work is up my ass and not in that fun, well-lubricated way.

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Tue, Nov. 17th, 2009 12:08 pm

I caved and bought a paid account again. And more icons since, let's be real here, that's mostly the point.

I'm having a stupid day filled with stupid people. Tell me smart things?

You know what I hate? PEOPLE WHO WON'T DO THEIR JOBS. And not even, like, people who just ignore me when I make requests, though they're on my list too. I mean people who only do the given thing half-assedly. Or tell me they're going to do it and DON'T. And then *I* get in trouble and want to strangle the shit out of all these assholes.

*deep breath*

I got some AWESOME recs on my "Halp, I need a dress!" post yesterday. Srsly, now I want to spend all kinds of money I don't have. *tiny fists*

Speaking of recs....I read so much freaking fic that I think I should start making rec posts. It might make me feel like less of a douchebag for rarely commenting. Hm.

OH OH, I remember what I wanted to say now. It's even fannish! I talked to several people about this at wincon, but I'm throwing it into the fannish miasma anyway. I don't have the tracks here at work to upload, so you get youtube videos.

~~~

SONGS SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE SPN VIDS TO:
by Mona, who is hopelessly untalented and clueless re vidding, and therefore is not that someone

1) Lucifer, by Jay-Z.

I MEAN, SRSLY. *earnest look* Why has this not happened already?

Lucifer, Lucifer, son of the morning/I'm gonna chase you out of earth...Collapse )

2) Shut Up And Drive, by Rhihanna

I have only two words. DEAN/IMPALA. This is the Impala's love song to her boy Dean. *flaps hands* FOR. SERIOUS.

Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean/Got a ride that smoother than a limosine/Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?/If you can baby boy then we can go all night/Cuz I'm 0 to 60 in three point five/Baby you got the keys...Now shut up and driveCollapse )

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Mon, Nov. 16th, 2009 11:21 am

Yo, fashionistas. I need your help.

I am going to my cousin's wedding in January. I'm actually pretty excited about it!

But I need a dress. And I want it to be awesome and not too expensive and make me look like the Cool Older Cousin I've always been to the bride and NOT like the mother. You see what I'm saying?

Here's the thing:
1) I just barely learned how to dress myself when I was in college. Years of uniforms and geekiness and non-standard size have traumatized me further in the dress-buying way.

2) The dress in question needs to be appropriate for JANUARY IN CONNECTICUT. Which is cold. Ass-cold. 15F at noon kind of cold.

3) I have large boobs. This is not news to the many of you who've met me IRL. I'm like a size 12 in pants and maybe a 16 on top. This makes dress-buying...awkward. I'm not at all above getting something etsy-like that can be custom or getting it tailored. BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.

So. HALP. HALP. Link me! Pimp me! Suggest sites/stores! UR EXPERIENCE, I NEEDZ IT.

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Mon, Nov. 16th, 2009 10:30 am

Status - Posting Everyday: Fail

Status - Ultimate Goal of Posting to LJ Regularly: Achieved

So there's that.

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~~~

The OTHER thing I suck at is answering comments. This is a constant source of angst for me, but I know y'all don't really care. Suffice it to say that I thank all commenters for the wonderful welcome back to the land of LJ and I love you all dearly. I feel like I got folded right back into the, well, fold. *beams* I'm probably going to go back and answer some comments, direct questions or what have you, but I'm unlikely to reply to them all. Know that it's not you, it's me.

~~~

SPOILERS BELOW!

SPN - The Real GhostbustersCollapse )

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Wed, Nov. 11th, 2009 04:00 pm

Dear Coffee,

You are delicious and also necessary for my continued existence. I will metaphorically crawl into your dark depths within my mug and stew around, basking in your caffeiney goodness.

Love,
Me

*points up* That's what I wrote this morning and am coming back to it this afternoon, not having come up with much else to say.

ARGH, I really hate this day. It's rainy and cold outside and I have another hour and a half at work and that just seems like FOREVER and I'm SO TIRED and I'm CRANKY. CRANKY MCCRANKYPANTS. MEH. *stomps off to go pout in corner at the unfairness of Wednesdays*

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Mon, Nov. 9th, 2009 09:11 am

So I fell off the face of the planet this weekend. Sort of even to myself. *scratches head* I'm not even sure what I DID except not leave my house, listen to podfic (have I mentioned here how I am with the podfic?), video games and fetch with the cat. I am a ROCKSTAR.

Now it's frickuing Monday and I'm still at home when I should already be at work because I couldn't fall asleep until WAY late and then, shockingly, couldn't get out of bed.

Didn't you guys MISS my EXCITING life? *facepalm*

Okay, must go to work now. MONDAY FOR THE LOSE.

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Thu, Nov. 5th, 2009 10:28 pm

spoilery spoilers for Changing ChannelsCollapse )

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Wed, Nov. 4th, 2009 02:01 pm

Yeah, I seem to have failed at posting yesterday. *iz awesum* But handwaving it is only one of the joys of doing things non-officially. Maybe I'll post twice today.

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Mon, Nov. 2nd, 2009 09:52 am

So I told myself I was going to "do" mininano -- in my own assbackwards, non-official way -- by posting SOMETHING every day this month. Um. Starting today. Since I kind of forgot that it was Nov 1st yesterday. ANYWAY. Off to a great start, doncha think?

The point being that if I make myself post everyday, then I won't get caught up and stopped by thinking I need something "worthy" of posting. So be prepared for posts like "I had a sandwich for lunch today!"

Uh, so yeah. Here I am. I haven't had lunch yet so lemme think...Collapse )

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Sun, Oct. 11th, 2009 08:09 pm

Wincon, as always, is fucking amazing. I've had the time of my LIFE and think I may have found my fandom-self again.

I don't know. I got nothing but love right now.

Current Mood: giddy giddy

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Sat, May. 23rd, 2009 10:59 pm

Um, hi everyone.

Wow, it's been a long time. I've been in regular or quasi-sort-of-intermittent touch with some of you so I trust The Internets in general knows I'm still alive and stuff. :) But I got a bug up my ass tonight and figured I'd pop on with an update-y thing.

Man, like. You guys.

It's REALLY fucking hard to get back into posting and reading LJ when you've been gone for a while and it gets harder the longer you go. I'm in a fic-reading and TV-watching place but not so much interested in Fandom right now. If that makes sense. I initially checked out because it started to be more annoying and crazy-making than anything and my philosophy is to get the hell gone when it stops being fun. Otherwise you become one of Those People who start trouble and do nothing but bitch and moan. So I bailed! TEMPORARILY. A hiatus, if you will. I do this sometimes, if my fannish history is anything to go by. I bail for about a year and take a break, but I always return. Like a good addict. :-D

Then I've been, as they say, "working on me" and it's hard for me to tolerate the Audience aspect of LJ during that. Too many people WATCHING was making me twitchy and I couldn't deal. I've decided that I can't promise return comments, even though it makes me feel like a shithead, because then I decide that I MUST reply, then it feels like work instead of fun, then I run away and hide, and then I don't post at all. Which is a totally unproductive vicious circle.

So let's see. Life of Mona.

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I think that's it! Just a quick drive-by-ish type thing to say that I think of everyone here often and I hope I can get myself back into the habit of this thing they call LJ soon. If/when I ever move to Dreamwidth or anything like that - I'll definitely be letting everyone know. I love all y'all crazy bitches! Keep on.

Omg, also. THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOT WOOT. \o/

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Wed, Nov. 5th, 2008 09:37 am

*opens and closes mouth a few times*

*sits down hard*

PRESIDENT OBAMA.

You see, the thing is...I never actually let myself dare hope. That's how beaten down I've become about this country's politics, our apathy, our stupidity, our fear, and the enduring stain of our racism. I started thinking of myself as not belonging here, that this nation had become somewhere I don't belong.

For the past eight years I couldn't listen to my country's president speak -- I twitched and had to shut it off godnownownowrightnow -- because my embarrassment squick kicked in hard, the shame I felt and the disgust I had for our leader.

I've never said this before and never thought I would, so pay attention: Today I am proud to be an American. Today I'm hopeful.

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Tue, Nov. 4th, 2008 10:49 am

Well it's election day here in my little slouching-toward-Bethlehem country and I, for one, feel like I'm perched on the razor's edge. By the end of today, I will either be likely to literally weep with joy and hope and pride or I will need to be kept from going down to the White House (keep in mind - about 15 min from my apt in good traffic), dousing my body with unprecedentedly expensive gasoline and lighting myself on fire.

You know, as a political statement.

In the meantime (*streams NPR and desperately tries not to vibrate out of seat*), here's a video by Eminem. NO WAIT, COME BACK. BEAR WITH ME.

It's from the last presidential election, but the sentiments still stand. Srsly, watch this one through to the end. This is the kind of crap I point to (along with "White America") when I defend my love of Eminem by saying that I may not always like the way he says it, but the man's GOT some shit to say. Which is what hip-hop is supposed to be about.

Anyway. I'm sort of depressed that I couldn't wear a black hoodie to work today like I did four years ago.

~

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So there you are. My big political statement: an Eminem video. I know I been gone a while but I don't think anyone is actually surprised by this sort of thing. :)

In conclusion: GO VOTE. *returns to NPR*

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Tue, Oct. 21st, 2008 02:06 pm

WINCON RULES THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!eleventy-one!!!!!

FANGIRLS MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST (in my pants) OF ALL HAPPY THINGS EVER.

HILTON BWI = FAIL.

CONCOMM = WIN. ("Red badge haz an authoritah.")

ALREADY MISSING EVERYONE = SUCK. ("Fangirl castle! If we bought one, we could live together forever!")

"PERDITION: I WILL RAISE YOU FROM IT."

"CEILING!CASTIEL IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE. AND BOY IS HE CONFUSED."

"JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NAKED, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T HAVE MANNERS."



This concludes the wincon report. :D

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Mon, Sep. 8th, 2008 01:29 pm

Hi again. *coyly digs toe into dirt* Here 'tis - my kamikazeremix fic.

The fic I was assigned was just LOVELY to work with. My biggest issue was figuring out WHICH way to go in terms of remixing it, because it was such a great choice to submit that there were endless possibilities. I actually had to cut out several big-ish ideas/parts I ended up generating b/c the damn thing wanted to run away with itself. I'll probably post a "deleted scene" later on. :D

I eventually went with a sort of "AU-version" as my remix tac, moved the S2/pre-S2 events of the original story to post-S3, and went from there. I hope y'all enjoy the fic and that you go and read rejeneration's original story as well.


Title: The Bonaventures Have No Ghosts (The "Back From The Dead" Remix)
Author: mona1347
Word Count: 4,600
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Through season three.
Original story: The Bonaventures Have No Ghosts by rejeneration
Summary: Dean deserves this, deserves every single thing he never got. And if Sam can manage to give it to him, he's damn well going to.

A/N: This fic was coaxed along by three very special people who held my hand and tossed suggestions and ideas at me and kept me from the brink of insanity - poisontaster, nilchance and beanside, I thank you. Additional special thanks to my spectacular beta, the apple of my eye, the whip in my valise - the incomparable poisontaster.

[eta: Originally fake-cut to the remix comm here, but I've decided I want it 'archived' on my LJ. :)]




You know what would be awesome right now, dude? A swimming pool. Not like the motel Petri dish kind but one of those big ones. Like…like the kind you see on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous or some shit. You know?Collapse )

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Fri, Sep. 5th, 2008 12:18 pm

Y heylo all. I've been meaning to make this post for days but my computer died (don't ask, I don't want to talk about it) and I just got a new one and work's been busy but New Bosslady has the day off today and blah blah whatever.

The point is, hie thee hence to kamikazeremix and check out all the hella awesome fic posted there. Including the truly glee-inducing remix of one of my fics (The Dangers of Second Guessing) which I need to leave proper feedback on because oh! The "Yes! THAT! My god, THAT!"-ness of it all! Lovely and spare and the fulfillment of my highest hopes. Go read Down to the River (Ain’t No Second Guessing Remix).

There's now only a few more days before the Big Author Reveal (Sept. 7) at which time I will post again linking to the fic I remixed and maybe blathering about my remix-cherry-popping experience. Great fun and great pain. But srsly, I think half the fun of a remix challenge is finding new fic by an author you may have never seen before so go check it out before we find out who wrote them.

Note To Interwebs: Never ever ever ask poisontaster, "Should I do your challenge? Oh my god." Because her answer will lure you into writing a remix for the first time and having a TIMETABLE, JESUS and all manner of bad things. After, I asked her why she let me sign up and she said "Because it makes you grow as a person!" and I said, "Oh, right, I thought I remembered what 'growth' felt like but the pain is actually so much worse than I recall."

~

ALSO. Would you like to see Jeffrey Dean Morgan turned into a girl? You would? Exxxcellent! Because someone with too much time on their hands has done exactly that and posted the transformation to YouTube so that you too can be fascinated and disturbed. This is the randomest of random internet finds for me - I'm actually proud of myself. Idly watching a photoshop-lies vid linked from a random article on a Friday morning and there, in the "Related Videos" section, is somebody turning Jeff into a girl.

I honestly can't express the jaw-dropping, horrified joy this kind of thing brings me.Collapse )

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Fri, Aug. 8th, 2008 10:40 am

It's International Blog Against Racism Week. And I can't seem to get my LJ act together and I'm sick with an evil death cold and to add insult to injury, I got my period this morning. *throws hands up* I just can't brain. So I'm gonna cheat.

And, I figure, there's no greater cheat to call upon for this topic than the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King.

We all know about that famous speech, the famous words about Dr. King's dream. We read it in school or we've heard a thousand soundbites on TV, or whatever, blah blah blah. Right? It's a cliche, right?

Which is kind of like saying: "O shur, I no that Hamlet play rly gud! '2 B or not 2 B', rite?"

A little while ago, I was watching a documentary (as you do, when you're me, for fun) on the Civil Rights Movement in the 60s. They played most of this speech. I realized that I'd never actually heard the whole thing all at once before. And, I'll admit it, I teared up, I broke out into chills all over. Cliche, yes, but true. I found myself truly and deeply affected by something I thought I'd seen and heard a thousand times before.

Then a commentator, someone who knew Dr. King personally and was one of the men behind him at the podium, said something like, "And he's giving his speech and it's great. Then he stopped, and turned his paper over, put his hands down on the podium, and leaned back. He went off-script, and said, 'Even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.' Now those people in Washington that day didn't know it, but in that moment they stopped being at a protest on the National Mall and were brought into church." You can tell, once you know this, where it is that he moves from prepared speech to inspired witness-bearing.

So do me a favor. Take the 15 min to watch this. Watch the whole thing. Just sit, and watch, and listen. Feel it. Think about it. All the phrases and ideas in it that are no less truths for not having been neatly packaged and repeated until we no longer hear them. Listen. Think about how far we've come as a society. And think about how incredibly far we've yet to go. Let Dr. King witness to you.

Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked 'insufficient funds.' But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we have come to cash this check — a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.Collapse )

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Mon, Jun. 30th, 2008 07:25 pm

This is one of those 'I had a sandwich for lunch today!' posts. Which I find myself all 'oh no one wants to read that, don't post to LJ'. But then I remembered a) that IS what I used to post to LJ about and b) if you don't care? Don't click on this tag! See, now everyone wins.Collapse )

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Mon, May. 19th, 2008 11:35 am

So I'm yanking myself away from work (omg, new boss finally starts this week! \o/????) and surfacing through my why-the-hell-did-i-stay-up-that-late? Monday-morning fatigue because upon commenting elsewhere, I just realized I have something to say re: the Supernatural finale.

no direct spoilers, but is small, spoilery commentCollapse ) Uh, yeah! :-D That sort of sums it up for me. (Omg, FIND A HAPPY PLACE...)

ETA: Now with YouTube!Collapse )

May Mona's Monday Happy Place fill you with the same squishy feelings it does me.

Okay, that's it! <3 *poof*

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Thu, Apr. 3rd, 2008 03:27 pm

In the effort of stimulating my latent blogging habits, I made a flocked post yesterday with the "What do I not blog about?" meme.
[Sorry, I know it's in spectacularly bad taste to pose the question under flock and the answer out of it, but a) I needed to "limit the applicant pool" for my own sanity and b) the whole point of this exercise is to actually POST SOMETHING of value, most of my posts are indeed public, and I like it that way. But if you've got a burning desire to hear my thoughts on a particular topic, please do speak up here.]


budclare asked... "what's the last book you read?"

What you mean like a book? Like a real-live book with paper pages in it? Damn.Collapse )

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Fri, Mar. 21st, 2008 10:40 am

Y HEYLO THAR. *waves*

I'm still alive. I haven't looked at my flist in forever. I desperately needed a break - Fandom and LJ were pissing me off unnecessarily b/c I was cranky and when it's not fun, it's time to step back, yo. Then I was sick with the death!cold for like a week and a half - I'm still a little peaky and phlegmy - and just stopped checking my email for a while so I owe people responses and will be trying to get through those.

Work is attempting to kill my soul but I persevere :-D. At least I've been busy, I HATE being bored, even if The Stupid is at record levels 'round here. *shakes head* Sometimes I do indeed miss academia - at least the people there were just sometimes clueless and flighty, not actively DUMB and incapable of, like, *claps hands sharply* TRACKING what I'm saying. *sighs impatiently* But my financial plans continue at an acceptable (read: TOO FUCKING SLOW MY GOD) pace as I browse and read blogs and do research re: grad school in the next couple of years.

Uh, yeah, that's about it! I'm doing good, chugging through life, feeling better about existence in general now that the sun is out both before AND after I leave work and Spring is on the wing or some other corny shit like that :-). We really need to clean the house. I've cut my cigarette consumption down by about half. Oh and when nancy_whiskey was here last weekend - we sat on my couch while I coughed and blew my nose, watching SGA, drinking heavily, and knitting (her)/crocheting (me) like old biddies - and I learned how to make these! SO FUN, OMG.

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Sun, Mar. 2nd, 2008 09:15 pm

I've been LJ-AWOL for a while now and I'm likely to continue to be but I figure this is as good a "NOT DEAD YET!" as anything. ;-)


Title: The Dangers of Second Guessing
Author: mona1347
Word Count: 4,100 or so
Spoilers: Mystery Spot. Um. Y'all knew I had to go there, right? *facepalm* Crap.
Rating/Warnings: Im in ur wincest, makin them pr0n.

A/N: As per usual, this wouldn't exist without poisontaster and her Whip Of Doom. I was like, "*FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP* BUT IT'S OBVIOUS AND I HATE IT NOW AND IMA ONE-TRICK PONY." And she was like, "Omg, h0r. SMOKING CRACK. Put down the fucking pipe and FINISH THIS." And I'm totally her dirty little whore. So I did. Then she tightened the laces up on this bitch till they twanged and I cried. She is awesome in every conceivable way.

And now kids, it's time for our Prompt Table word of the day: "Desperation."


The Sam who woke up this morning is not the Sam he drove into town with on Monday night. Frankly, it's creeping Dean right the fuck out.Collapse )

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Thu, Feb. 21st, 2008 10:02 pm

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Tue, Feb. 19th, 2008 09:46 am

Oh my god, I FAIL, you guys. If I were a proper Victorian lady, right now I'd be saying, "I am so distressingly behind on my correspondence recently! *fret fret*"

I've got a bunch of emails languishing in my inbox (...still? jesus...) and life is eating my soul. Nothing bad, but I've been hell-busy at work for like two weeks (which is, yes, a good thing because even though I whine, I'm much happier when kept occupied and made to feel useful), I'm much more used to my new space, I've made a few friendly work-acquaintances, I'm feeling much less like The Ick from mid-winter is dragging me under and all that. Things are good overall.

But I fail recently at social contact since most of my LJ time is done drive-by style while at work. There is LOVE, MAD LOVE and I'll be in touch with people again soon. No fear, I'm doing good, this is not me dropping off the map due to hiding-from-the-world, swear. I don't think I'll ever catch up with my flist again, but other than that, just taking care of myself, limiting myself (and things like 'communicative online time' at home) with stuff that tires me out, playing Sims2 (Faith is doing very well, thankyouforasking...) and watching Mah Shows.

And I am AFLAIL WITH FANNISH SQUEE as well! \o/ OH SHOWS. Supernatural, Torchwood and SGA have all recently made me EXTREMELY HAPPY.

I appear to have a shit-ton of cat hair on my sweater. DAMMIT.

Okay, that's it for now. Major Tom to ground control, I read.

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It's funnier in Enochian
Thu, Feb. 14th, 2008 09:46 pm

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It's funnier in Enochian
Thu, Feb. 7th, 2008 09:04 pm

OKAY EVERYONE WHO LOVES JACK/IANTO AND KEEPS WAITING FOR AWESOME FIC FOR THEM NEEDS TO GO HERE RIGHT NOW AND READ THE FIC THAT poisontaster WROTE THAT IS THE PURE DISTILLATION OF EVERYTHING I HAVE LONGED FOR IN A JACK/IANTO FIC SINCE EVER. THIS IS THE FIC.

I CANNOT EXPRESS MYSELF IN LOWERCASE ABOUT THIS. GO.

The Captain's Boy

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