Fandom: The Avengers/MCU
Title: Kill It With Fire
Chapter: N/A, complete oneshot
Characters/Pairings: ensemble + Jane/mild, unimpressive Thor/Jane
Genre: Crack, Confusion
Rating: T/PG
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I probably don't own it.
Prompt: The Avengers, ensemble, Thor discovers the horror that is the Furby from a comment here by magisterequitum.
Notes: I don't even know, guys. I don't even know. I swear I'm still working on important stuff

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Look, 200 more words! I swear I'm working on important stuff

Title: exfiltrate
Fandom: Naruto
Characters: Kakashi, Sakura
Word Count: 200
Rating: T
Notes: I don't even remember why this happened.

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I'm not dead! I dipped my toe into HP fic. Like. Only 70 words, but psh.

Fandom: Harry Potter

Title: courage is not the absence of fear (but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear)

Notes: Title quote by Ambrose Redmoon (according to the internet)

Prompt: harry potter, ron/hermione, you’re here, there’s nothing i fear, and i know that my heart will go on from bitchet, to be found among the comments of this post.

they cling to each other, before. they have their orders—orders that will separate them for the duration of the battle—but they are still newlyweds.

“are you frightened?” he asks.

“yes,” she whispers. “aren’t you?”

he smirks. “not a bit,” he tells her. “you’re with me.” perhaps it’s stupid, but there is nothing in his heart that trembles.

they have forever in front of them, after all.
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Fandom: Naruto
Title: The Stuff of Children's Rhymes
Chapter: dinner, or interlude iii
Characters/Pairings: Kakashi, Sakura, Ino; Kakashi/Sakura
Genre: Romance, Friendship, Awkward Conversations
Rating: M/R
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I probably don't own it.
Notes: I have no real excuses for making you lovely readers wait over two years. It started off as procrastination and then just became outright laziness and I'm sorry. I'm trying to kick my butt back into gear and get this one finished for you guys.
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So I decided to finally make use of my FictionPress account and posted something. It can be found here under the title "the throw-out artist."

Comments are appreciated. :)

Fandom: Avatar: The Legend of Korra
Title: Affection
Chapter: N/A, complete oneshot
Characters/Pairings: Pabu, Jinora, Bolin, Mako, mentions of the other Air Babies and Korra; none
Genre: Humor/Family
Word Count: ~800
Rating: K/G
Disclaimer: I don't own it. This is just what I do for fun.
Notes: Just a little fluff piece I wrote a while back. I hope you enjoy.
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Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Title: (In Which) It's Hot In the Fire Nation
Chapter: N/A; complete oneshot
Characters/Pairings: Zuko, Katara, brief mention of a guard; Zuko/Katara
Genre: Humor, Romance
Word Count: ~1300
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own nor am I associated in any way with anyone or anything who does own. Please don't sue unless you're willing to accept payment in pocket lint.
Notes: This is Juni's giftfic from over a year ago. She requested AtLA, Zutara, hot summer day. The rest of the fics are coming soon, promise.
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Also at FF.net

Fandom: Naruto
Title: When Samurai Attack
Chapter: N/A; complete oneshot
Characters/Pairings: Kakashi, Sakura, Teuchi, Tenten, Moegi, unnamed OCs
Genre: Drama
Word Count: ~2000
Rating: T+/PG-15
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Also, I may have mangled history, for which you history majors have my sincerest apology.
Notes: Holiday giftfic for pockyphoto, who requested Naruto, KakaSaku, feudal Japan AU. You have my permission to tie me up and beat me publicly for the tardiness. I hope you enjoy.
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Also at FF.net.

Fandom: Naruto
Title: Making Family
Chapter: N/A, complete oneshot
Characters/Pairings: Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, mention of Kushina, OC restaurant employees; Itachi/Sakura, Naruto/Sasuke
Genre: Humor, Romance, Family, Friendship
Word Count: 1,979
Rating: M (for language)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, nor am I associated in any way with its authors, artists, and various other people. I'm not making any money from this. Trust me, if I was getting paid to write fic, I wouldn't be so damn behind.
Notes: Giftfic for denilmo, who requested Naruto; Itachi/Sakura; she didn’t want to be just a memory. I am so, so sorry this is late, honey muffin. You have permission to flog me. And stuff. ;) Er, I should probably warn you: Genderbend ahead. Also language.
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Also at FF.net.