Happy new week to you all. Here’s your new limerick challenge. Your word is
RIDE
I'm so very horny thought Mr. Hyde
Asked for a kinky pegging ride
His bride thought he was quite daft
But strapped one on and tore his...
Ask
and you shall receive,
maniacally laughed his snide bride
a new limerick challenge: Your word is BATH
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Gerald was a genius at math
By golly he's on the right path
But pew, does he stink
For such a genius, does he even think ?
Because even scholars need to take a bath.
This weeks word is Hiss
Whenever we ask Mark
to cat sit
Nigel must think
he's a twit
He'll sniff him,
rub against him,
then hiss
The scent of other cats
must make him amiss
But Mark's been doing it for years
and
obviously
doesn't give a shit 🤣🙀
This weeks word is apple.
Temptation of an apple plump, juicy & red
Ohhh how I wish for a taste, Eve said
The Snake said, "be my guest"
And well, we all know the rest
Disappointed, Adam walked away looking quite flacid
This weeks word is calm
With lube in hand he told her "Calm & Steady"
But John didn't know he was with fast & furious Betty
He Begged her to slow down so he could enjoy it more
But Betty said "John I could just stop and walk out the door ?"
Nope too late, she done made him cum already
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