[ there's nothing more fun for a couple of bros to do than go to a carnival, right? a completely legit one, too, not just one of those bootleg traveling sons of bitches that are gone with the morning light. this place has got everything under the sun, something for both of them to get into. ironic and hideous stuffed animals for Dave to add to his collection and geeky shit for John, magic tricks and whatever, he can't judge (except he pretends to, but heckling each other over their interests is kinda their thing, no big deal).
and then there are the rides. which they definitely had no reason to jump on immediately, doing the most awesome ones first and then going down the line until the only thing left was the ferris wheel - and why not hit that one, too? there's not much of a line and it's getting to be about the time when any self-respecting human being with knowledge of the predictable and cliche would want to be on a ferris wheel. sundown, what a great view. sigh, so breathtaking. or whatever.
and then, predictably and clichely, the ferris wheel gets stuck. at first they're only partway up but soon the thing creaks to a grinding halt at the very top and Dave almost asks aloud if this is for real. is he in a romantic comedy suddenly or did this really just happen? seriously.
after about five minutes it becomes apparent that a) this is for real, yes, and b) they're not going to be coming down any time soon. it's starting to get dark, but there's just enough light for Dave to be able to see what's going on down there if he leans over, which he doesn't make a habit out of. and by the seventh minute in, he sighs and stretches an arm out across the back of the car and around John's shoulders, stretching his legs out. just to be funny, of course. ]
Well, this is exciting. Should've made bets on the level of extremes this trope was going to go to before we got on, you'd be owing me so much money.