( can you paint with all the colors )

[ it's a bro's-night-in kinda night in the Strider household. except for the part where Bro himself isn't actually home, but that's okay. that just means Dave can turn the tv up without getting his ass kicked and can have his friend over without having to constantly rescue him from a bunch of fucking boobytrapped every day objects (he will never forgive himself for forgetting to warn John to watch the toilet seat that one time). their base of operations started in Dave's room but moved to the living room in favor of playing some shitty skateboarding games on the big TV, with practically the entire room littered with snacks and bottles of whatever and pillows and whatever tossed on the floor because fuck throw pillows, okay. they're about as functionally useless as trolls in wheelchairs.

zing.

at this current moment, Dave is actually getting quite competitive in this particular round of Shitty Skateboarding Game, since he's been slacking off and not actually winning, and would very much like to make up for that by getting All Of The Points and putting John Fucking Egbert in his Place. second place. which is where he belongs. under Dave in the hierarchy of points getting by exactly one slot. ]

Seriously dude, the only way you can cheat at this game is to do the same thing over and over, and that's exactly what you're doing. Cheater.