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a lone

LONE….maybe loan or a loan or alone… He stood there in all his golden glory. Waiting. Just waiting for people to notice his fine legs and that glorious golden tan. All anyone said was, “Nice shoes.” Joke for you because … Continue reading

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that’s so funny i forgot to laugh

LAUGHABLE Dog #1: Why did the cat bring a fish to her piano lesson? Dog #2: For a snack? Dog#1: Her teacher said she was going to practice her scales. Let’s run this joke by the cats: Big cat cocked … Continue reading

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to see or not to see

OBSERVANT…as in ‘did you see that?!’ This morning my husband had to have labs done for a doctor appointment next week. Luckily, we live very close to the hospital, but we still set the alarm to get us up and … Continue reading

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a cure for what ails you

PANACEA…almost looks like Panera, doesn’t it? Feeling down? Not quite yourself these days? Doctor Rick’s Fix ‘Er Elixir might do the trick! Also, some down time. A Panacea of sorts. Mother Nature knows just what we need: a quiet blanket … Continue reading

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tally-ho!

TALLY…no shorty An alliteration: teaching twigs to tally. I looked up some fun puns or jokes about tally, but they were all kind of dumb. Like: What do you call a girl who likes to count the number of guys … Continue reading

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climb every mountain

MOUNTAIN…all I could think of is Smoke on the… Here in Florida, Santa considers this type of roof a mountain. Sadly, he did not bode well at this house. When questioned by news reporters on what she thought led to … Continue reading

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ho, ho, ho, my dear!

PAGEANT Mrs. Claus was frantic. The Christmas pageant and parade were about to start but Santa was nowhere to be found. She quickly pulled out her cellphone and texted him: “Where RU? You are way L8 and we cannot start … Continue reading

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aha….that lightbulb moment

BULB “A light bulb going off in your head” is an idiom for a sudden moment of understanding, a great idea, or an epiphany, like a light suddenly turning on to illuminate a problem or concept, often represented visually by a … Continue reading

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if cats ruled the world

YIELD Imagine if we had to yield all power to cats. You know that old joke about ‘the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel’? Think about if we had to yield all power to … Continue reading

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bag and shoes to match

REPTILIAN…as in snakey Good day, madame. Might I interest you in something in a fine snakeskin? Oooh! Shoes? Handbag? No, ma’am. Just the skin. Joke for you: What do you call a snakeskin suit? A hissy fit.

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