misc: You's a silver dolla

I've always wanted a bejeweled vagina

So, came home to this in my inbox:



VAJAZZLE WHAT. That's a thing!? When did that become a thing!?

What!?

This is what the website said about it:
"A technician well-versed in the art of vajazzling bedizens skin with rounded-edge Swarovski crystals in a choice of shapes, designs, or important mnemonic devices. Each sparkle-arranging session lasts approximately 30 to 45 minutes, and glittery patterns can remain in place for up to five days depending upon individual trouser-donning velocities."

WHAT!?! HAHAHAHAHA.
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Commish addendum

I'm still doing $5 commissions to help raise money for my vet bills if anyone's still interested :)

You guys are awesome - thanks to any of you who have commissioned me and/or posted my link in your journals. I obviously have great friends and friends of friends ♥ So far I've raised $117.55 $157.55/$550, which ain't half bad! It's a lot more than I thought I could make...seriously, thanks.

I got Mordechai's ashes back on Saturday, and they put him in a very handsome blue urn with a little gold ribbon and name tag. The apartment's different without him, it's weird. One thing I miss every day is Mordy waiting for me on the toilet while I shower...kind of funny, huh? Other than that life's been okay. At least I still have Herschel. (Lol @ his cone. He has to keep it on until where he was neutered heals.)
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Commish



Sooo, yeah, long story short I've paid about $750 in miscellaneous vet fees this week. My kitty Mordechai is sick - the vet thinks it's an inflammation in his intestines. He's really weak, I have to force feed him and keep him hydrated and cool because he has a fever, and have to give him three different medications.

To help pay this bill, I'm offering to do $5 commissions - I'll draw you whatever you want! It'll be coloured and I'll try my best to make it something you're glad you spent money on. ($5 is the minimum, if you can spare more, I'd be grateful, but it's not expected.) Comment here for my Paypal and/or information, or send me a PM.

I haven't updated it in years, but here is my deviantART account if you want an example of my style or whatever!

My main goal (before I can even think about the higher costs) is to pay for the meds, which were $32, $28, and $19, so every little bit counts!

Thanks to those who consider :)♥

UPDATE: This morning (June 20), things took a bit of a turn for the worst. I took Mordechai to the vet for a check-up, they assessed his health and told me that they don't really know what's wrong. The sickness happened so suddenly, and there are so many things that could be wrong. A few of the potential illnesses were fatal, and others required hundreds of dollars worth of tests and medications. Rather than bide time and have Mordy suffer, I took the hit and had him put down :(

Thanks to those who have commissioned and are planning on commissioning! Although Mordechai isn't with me now, your money is still helping to cover the meds I gave him, as well as his cremation.

Thank you so much for your support ♥ Commissions will remain open until interest runs out!
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Oh this day



That pretty much sums up how I feel about today. Ugh.

I can't wait to be four pillows to the breeze* tomorrow night when I go out with Ray and our friends and listen to Black Belt Jones at the Brass Door, and I'll order a whole pitcher of cider for myself.

*How good was Sunday's episode of Family Guy!? Right!?
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Mind is blown



Holy shit, Hanson still exists :O I want to hate that fact...but their new music video is shot-for-shot my favourite scene from The Blues Brothers (with some obvious extensions since the Hanson song is 4 minutes long)...and Weird Al is playing the tambourine!

I have a migraine and feel like crap, but this sort of makes me feel good. Even though I still don't care for Hanson and Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi are much more attractive.
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Shamone!

After work tonight I went out with mom to see Michael Jackson's This Is It. Maybe it's just because the theatre was freezing cold, but I got chills! Looks like it would have been a hell of a concert. I loved the newly-filmed videos for Smooth Criminal and Thriller...and the cherry-picker footage was kind of adorable X3 Cool stuff.

That's all XD
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Picture meme time

I've had my eye on this meme for a while, so I thought I'd finally do it XD Pretty sure it's self-explanatory, ha. A bunch of you people on the ol' F.L. have done this, and come to think of it, I probably ended up using one or two of the same pictures. Oops.

* Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.
* NO CAPTIONS! It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.
* They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no Googling or Flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.
* You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.


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Nintendo is the bob-omb

OOHHH MY GOD I REMEMBER THESE TOYS! I had them all, haha! Though I definitely forgot that they'd come from McDonalds. Oh man, McDonalds toys used to be so cool back in the day.


PS.


I'm really bored so I've been scouring YouTube for random videos. (Also, I need to stop developing crushes on guys with YouTube shows, seriously, hahaha.)