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Yeeeah.... I finished this stupid sequel. If you like Arthur, you'll like this! (possibly).

Don't Mess With the Flow, Oh No (yes, it’s High School Musical lyrics)

Sequel/companion to Real Men Don’t Wear Girdles. Mostly just Arthur being a dumbass. Also involving SECRETS REVEALED, and anachronistic concerns about cholesterol.

PG, Merlin/Gwaine (Arthur's POV).
Also Arthur/Gwen/(Lancelot?), Merlin and Arthur being BFFs. ~6000 words.

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Title: Real Men Don't Wear Girdles, Fitts 3 and 4

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Title: Real Men Don't Wear Girdles, Fitts 1 and 2
Pairings: Merlin/Gwaine, Arthur/Gwen (with Lancelot joining in, maybe)
Disclaimers: This is a sort of retelling of "Gawain and the Green Knight," and also a (late, I'm sorry!) present for my dearest BFF fledmusic. There is attempted bob-and-wheel verse style, poor attempts at Old English, and unapologetic silliness.


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Fic title: Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
Pairing: Kevin/Zac
Rating: R
Word count: 17,300
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Summary: Kevin is the sad, lonely son of an ambassador. He doesn't know anything about what his dad does, and he doesn't care, although he doesn't really care about much of anything these days. That is until Zac, an old acquaintance, randomly shows up on his doorstep, and they quickly strike up a relationship. But was Zac's appearance so random? LOOSELY inspired by the song "Diplomat's Son" by Vampire Weekend. (Note: Not as serious as it sounds.)

Love u, jb_bigbang. The biggest, boot-lickingest thanks to th_esaurus for looking this over for me + making me feel miles better about it. Anything that's wrong with it is 100% my fault. It basically ended up being an homage to current pop music anyway. I want someone to read this in 10 years and be like, LOL, WHAT'S WITH 2010?! Time capsule-status! Thank you to sweetest_potato for making all the art for my story!!! It's all super cute + shirtless Zefron, which I feel REALLY captures the essence of the story. And I am LIVING/DYING for Kevin with a beard. I love it! This was 98% of the reason I wanted to do JBBB in the first place.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Art post by sweetest_potato

To enhance your 3D reading experience, listen to this playlist on repeat for 90 days:

THIS PLAYLIST, featuring:
Baby - Justin Bieber
California Gurls - Katy Perry
Over - Drake
Diplomat's Son - Vampire Weekend
Lay Me Down - Dirty Heads feat. Rome
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Baby (Justin Bieber cover) - Neon Trees

Title: When You're Young and You Want Some
Pairing: Kevin Jonas/Zac Efron
Summary: Kevin invites Zac to go camping with him and his brothers.
Notes: 6400 words~ For th_esaurus. RD, I started this like the day before your bday and I was like, THIS SUX AND I HATE IT, but then I was like, LET'S JUST DO THIS!!!!!!! I hope it brings a joy to your heart. Deepest apologies/thanks to fledmusic who read this for me and said it was embarrassing/gr8. I listened to and watched the video for We Are Golden by Mika for at least 5 years straight while writing this, 4 real. Do the Jonas Brothers even share a tour bus with bunks? Do they go camping together? I don't know, but I was in bandom, so they do now.

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title: Twitterpated
pairing: uhh, slight Dean/Castiel, but it's very tame, I promise
summary: Castiel insists that Dean and Sam start using twitter as a means of communication (seriously).
notes: ~2,300 words. Okay, this all stemmed from a conversation minor_fifth and I had after the season 5 premiere about how hilarious it would be if Castiel got ahold of a cell phone. And of course, that lead to the question "what if Castiel had a twitter?" And well, since the show delivered on the cell phone, and there was this hilarious commentfic where Castiel is addicted to texting Dean by ibroketuesday, I figured it was meant to be.

minor_fifth deserves at least half the credit for this, including a lot of hilarious tweet ideas and the perfect title, which, for those of you unaware/don't remember Bambi, means "confused by affection or infatuation" according to dictionary.com

Really, I don't know. Mostly it's just Castiel discovering various things on the internet, because, well, hilarity. Also, I guess it's kind of AU due to what happened at the end of 5x02 r.e. Dean and Sam but whatever.

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Lil thangs I've written for Kevron Fest '09

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Title: Every Time You Look at Something, Everything Else Gets Jealous
Pairing: Kevin Jonas/Zac Efron
Summary: Kevin the cub reporter has to interview the town's star hockey player, Zac Efron.
Notes: 11,000 words!!! Why don't I just go kill myself? For hongkongaton, but now with added for anyone else who even wants to read it. The title is from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. I wrote this while listening to 100% Jesse McCartney, I'm just sayin'. Thank you to fledmusic and bluejbird for helping me out so big.
Advice: Ctrl+f/replace all the names in this you want. Let me know what you come up with.

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