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earn_my_stripes
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT MEME



You know the drill. Post a character. Reply to a character. Roll the dice. HAVE FUN! Both gen and smut categories in this one.

IN A WORLD WHERE THE WORLD HAS ENDED...

1. Zombies - Grab some peelz and your auto-shotty. You've been Left 4 Dead.

2. Natural Disaster - Earthquake, hurricane, tsunami. Mother earth is pissed and she is out to get you.

3. Great Old Ones - These eldritch horrors are here from their dimension because you certainly weren't using yours. Enjoy your insanity free of charge.

4. Invaders - You're now the inferior species. And it's harvesting time.

5. Rise of the Machines - Now you're the inferior species just for being fleshy. Time to upgrade the planet by ridding it of all this organic nonsense.

6. Desert Punk - The world's gone mad and people are being gunned down in the street just for a drop of juice. Become a Road Warrior and survive the Fallout.

THE LAST FUCK ON EARTH

7. Die a Virgin? - Perish the thought. If you're going out, you wanna go out with a bang. Heh.

8. Heat of Night - The cold is coming quickly and the only way you can generate warmth is sexual contact. For as long as you possibly can. Let's hope your endurance can hold out.

9. Great Old Ones - What, again? Oh right, sexual cultists. I guess you fucked/got fucked hard enough to end the planet, didn't you? And those elder gods sure look randy...

10. Anything For Some Juice - Supplies are scarce. And there's no economy. Guess it's up to the Oldest Profession to get you what you need, isn't it?

11. Invaders! Again! - Well they're not harvesting your organs this time... But there's definitely some interest in studying your strange human sexuality.

12. Repopulation - Well someone's gotta do it. And if you're not properly equiped, you're quite fortunate that post-apocalyptic science has you covered for that. It's a little weird at first, sure, but it's for the good of the planet. Or something.


There you go. Have fun. And above all, get creative with it. Don't just follow a prompt exactly. You'll have more fun that way, I think.

Let's do this
muso_tensei
-Good and drunk. That was her prerequisite before Yukari gap'd them off somewhere into the great unknown. And while she wasn't quite sloshed, she was buzzed enough to be more receptive to the youkai's usual affections. It had been a long time for her... She partially wondered if she could still keep up with the other woman.-

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IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY. WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?
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The Costume Party Meme


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Here comes the sun~
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MORNING AFTER MEME


Something happened last night. You're not certain what. Maybe you had a bit too much to drink. Maybe something else. But the sun is shining, and someone is in bed with you. Are they a welcome sight? Are they going to make you question your judgement? Or maybe something between? Either way, you should probably greet the day...

Comment with your character. Place name, canon, and any other pertinent information in the subject line.
Someone replies to your character. They are your bed-ly companion
Cue shenanigans
???
Profit!

Summah tiiiiime! And the livin' is eaaasyyyy~
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SUMMER PARTY MEME!!


Comment with your character.Be sure to put the name, fandom, any other details, and whether or not NSFW options are okay (either "open" or "gen only" or however you choose to label it)
Reply to other characters. Open up the RNG and punch in a number 1 and 22 (or less, if you want to avoid the strictly NSFW options). As a note, almost any of the options can be gen or NSFW, but some are more heavily tailored to one or the other.
Cue shenanigans.
???
Profit!

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[[ Image found here ]]

Mayfield Test Post
Wonder of the Night Sparrow
midnight_chorus
[a: Phone]

Hey, this thing is so neat! It caries my voice all over the place! That means everyone can hear my song! I bet you'd like to hear one right now, wouldn't you, huh? I bet, I bet! Well get ready, because you're about to hear the best song ever! I hope you can handle it~♪

-And as promised, the girl starts singing. It's not bad but... are these lyrics about finding and eating humans?!-


[b: Action]

-Mystia is wondering about town, dancing here, singing there, and basically just being a little feathery ball of energy. She just has so much! And who doesn't want to be serenaded by a sparrow, huh? After all, her song is the best in town! And she'll challenge you if you say otherwise~-

The Childhood Meme
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How to play!
→ Pick the character you want. Only child characters, either aged down or already child-like should be posted here. Put the name and series in the subject, please!
→ Use the RNG to grab a number between 1 and 14.
→ Enjoy some childlike glee!
→ Spread the joy and comment to other kids, too!


1. Ice Cream Truck! Get your money and hurry before all of the good flavors are taken!

2. Bike Ride! First time riding? Heading down a trail with your best buddy? Look, ma, no hands!

3. Flying a Kite! You gotta get a running start!

4. Playground Trip! The slide, the jungle gym, and the teeter-totter all await! Be sure everyone gets a turn!

5. Hide and Seek! Be sure to count to ten! Olly Olly Oxen Free!

6. First Pet! The pet is probably as little as you are, all things considered! But remember, pets are a big responsibility!

7. Public Pool! Geronimo! Dive right in! But no running!

8. Sleepover! Get your jammies on and tell some scary stories! Also, use your own toothbrush!

9. Saturday Morning Cartoons! FUCK YEAH ACTION MAN!

10. Ball Pit! I'm pretty sure it's my lifelong dream to convert my room into one of these!

11. Video Games! Get to the next level! Let your little brother have a turn already!

12. Valentine's Day! Time to pass out all those valentines! Also, candy! Do you have some puppy love?

13. Christmas Time! Father Christmas left some gifts! What did you get?

14. ANYTHING ELSE I POSSIBLY MISSED? Player's choice!

We seriously do a lot of smut memes on here (unsure)
earn_my_stripes
LAST FUCK ON EARTH MEME

The world's ending. Yep, all that stuff you heard on the news? Well, it's real. Sorta. The world is ending, but there is a way you can save it! Through the magical power of sex. And there are only two people left on Earth. You, and that other person over there. So here's how it works:

Comment with your character.
Someone replies to your character. You and them now must fuck in order to save the world.
Cue sexy time.
???
Sexy profit!



As seen originally at guysandolls, taken from an idea on anoncomm.

Reposting this. I HOPE YA'LL HAPPY
earn_my_stripes
the Ménage à trois meme




No telling how you got into this very exclusive club, but everyone else here is here for one big reason: threesomes, now. Come singly or in pairs, just be sure to come.


1. Post your character alone or bring a friend and post as a couple.
2. Stick your character's status, name, canon, and orientation in the subject line.
3. MINGLE, don't be shy. Not every thread has to lead to hot threesome sex right away. It's okay if people don't instantly get along. It's a nice bar, have a few drinks and get to know each other.
4. But when you're ready... hook up and retire to the luxurious private rooms upstairs. No worries, it's all comped. :>

5. If you and a friend are posting as a couple, be sure to demonstrate or note your expected posting order (i.e. posting order is: friend 1, friend 2, new acquaintance)


OPTIONAL: APHROS (In the food, drinks or maybe it's in the air? Feel free to use them as needed!)

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serious
bleu_resonance
[Poor Ky's been feeling a tad lonely. He's dressed in his issued unform and a jacket, carrying a small bouquet of flowers. His thoughts are on the girl with wings, a girl who could quite possibly be just a dream. Still, he wants to find her... at least tell her the truth about him.

Is she the same way? Is she even real? Despite these thoughts, he looks around for her.]

Millia is going to kill me for this, but I must know...

Fun with AUs [Closed to zeppeli_cursed]
ditzy
9ball_wizard
[Trevor glanced down at his phone as he stood in front of a very strange hotel. He double-checked the address that was texted to him with the one above the doors.

Then he triple-checked.

And quadruple-checked.

Could this be right? He put his phone into his overnight back and stepped in. Um, wow. The hotel would look somewhat respectable if it wasn't for the eccentric decorations, the low lighting, the various couples, the warm red and pink walls, and... was that lamp made out of dildos? He went over to take a closer look, a blush spreading over his cheeks.]

Eep.

Taken from The Love Hotel.
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We aren't saying you should already know how this works... but let's just say we'd be surprised if this is your first time talking dirty on the telephone~ Just in case.



HOW TO PLAY:


  1. Post with your character.
  2. You're on the phone, calling out or receiving (you pick, be sure to narrate it!)
  3. Reply to other characters...
  4. ????
  5. Phone sex!
  6. Use one of the sample scenarios below to get started, or make up your own.





Sample Scenarios


THE NASTY

Your character is making a nasty call to a random number... or receiving a random dirty call made by an obviously masturbating stranger!
THE OUT OF TOWN LOVER

 S/he's out of town... and you're all alone and thinking about him/her. Time to call up that far-off loved one and share an intimate moment - just the two of you and your imaginations....
ACCIDENTAL ORGASM

Well you were trying to dial up your booty call... but in the middle of a noisy orgasm, you suddenly realize... you dialed the wrong number -_-;;
THE PROFESSIONAL

You get PAID to do this. Phone sex for hire, play out the fantasies of your callers! Or maybe you're calling a pro to get one of your own fulfilled...
THE DRUNK DIAL

SLOSHED and HORNY, you call up whoever is at the top of your last-dialed list and let loose a little inappropriately....

stolen from 25percentsex
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THE AMERICAN PORNO FLICK MEME

How To Play:
→Post with your character. Feel free to put the character name, the fandom, and any preferences you have in the subject.
→Someone will reply to you (or you reply to others, either or!)
→Use the RNG once someone's replied to you (1 to 7) to get your scenario. Everything will happen right away.
→If your character isn't really in the mood for sexin', then they can be aphro'd accordingly. That's up to you.


1- Sexy House Call
You've decided to order a pizza or get chinese, or maybe your pipes are clogged up and you need a plumber. That's all well and fine, but at some point, you've probably realized that your pipes aren't the only thing that need to be tended to. The person that comments can play the role of the one who's coming to deliver and offer whatever services you so desire.

2- "First I'll disrobe you, then I'mma Probe You"
Maybe while you were sleeping or out for a walk, you were abruptly abducted by human looking aliens. They've come to run some experiments on your body, using the materials on their ship. Oddly phallic tools? Sure, why not. Tentacles? Well, they're aliens, so they probably have that somewhere in there, even if it's not particularly American of them.

3- Ready for your Examination?
You're sitting in the doctor's office, waiting for your examination. If you feel nervous, don't. The doctor may take a liking to you-- an intense liking. Alternatively, you're a nurse that's getting ready to be briefed on how a check-up is supposed to go. Either way, the doctor looks ready to examine every part of your body.

4- Don't Drop the Soap
You're sitting in your cell, bored and feeling pretty damn hot at the moment. You could always pleasure yourself, but why would you do that when there's a very capable guard on the other side of those bars? Or, if you're of the same gender, there's always your cellmate that's sitting there as bored and horny as you are. Alternatively, you dropped the soap. What do?

5- Strenuous After School Activities
For whatever reason, you're staying after school. Maybe it's to meet with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a surprise in your homeroom. It could be because you're being forced to make up an assignment and the teacher has to supervise. Or maybe you are the teacher, and you simply need to compare study plans with another one. Either way, studying winds up being far from your mind, as opposed to say, how comfortable the teacher's desk is at the moment.

6- Wild Sex in the Working Class
You're sitting in your office, filling out another form or getting ready to call it a night, and one of your co-workers comes in and shuts the door behind them. Maybe it's just you, but do they look more attractive than usual today? Either way, you feel the urge to pull them by their tie or shirt and bang them against the desk, or even the wall of your cubicle if you can manage.

7- Fun Bags
Did I neglect to come up with a prompt that you wanted? Is there one of these six that you want more than the others? Then go for it. Essentially here: anything goes.

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HA HA!... DANGLY PARTS
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OOC: amat app beta
the dawn still comes...
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So we're apparently doing this again because Mayfield is horny
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WELCOME TO THE DOUCHEBAGIZER
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NOW IN THE CORRECT PLACE
21ST CENTURY DOIN' SOMETHIN MEAN TO IT
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grandphantasm
Who: Brokari grandphantasm and Bromu fantasy_seal 
Where: Ray-moo's shrine
When: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
What: ... Reimu fails at fighting off Yukari's sexual advances
Warnings: Genderswapped Touhou sex. Yes that means dicks, everywhere.

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JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY... WAIT
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LOVE POTION MEME


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  • Post a new thread for your character!
  • Other characters will reply ICly.
  • The character who replies to yours has just unknowingly consumed a love potion.
  • Your character is the first person to see them since they drank it, and as such, is now hopelessly, irrevocably in love with them!
  • All responses are to be written ICly!




Stolen from pretty much everywhere.

The Irony of Chaste
you're kidding
dubious_curves
[A young woman dressed in a white suit walks around. She's not sure how she got here, but she knows she wants to leave. Her hand grips the handle of her cue case tightly, making mental notes of possible escape routes. Despite the beauty of the lush garden before her, she longed to be by her master's side. Every flower reminded her of his presence; his voice would soothe her as he spoke so highly of their language. Then he would present her violets, a symbol of loyalty. Sometimes he would give her a... white rose. And there was one just off the path.

She walked over to it and sat down to admire its petals. She had never seen one so perfect, not even in the Guild's garden. For a moment, she thought of what the flower meant again. Ah, yes. Purity... innocence. Such a strange flower to present an assassin. But she always accepted since it was a gift from him.]


I wish I could show this to you, my lord. I think you would appreciate how healthy its grown amongst all these other plants. If only I could figure out where I am...

IC Super Bowl Party
got_more_dakka
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAALL!!



1. Post with characters
2. Experience Super Bowl
3. ???
4. Profit.

Sample Get! [Going nowhere and nowhen fast]
HEY RUBE!  We got problems!
silliestputty
[Out of the sky falls a figure in a cape. With a rather loud "SPLAT", he hits the ground. He should be used to this by now; the past several years have been nothing but hopping from reality to reality. The landing could have been a bit better. Maybe it's because he intended to make his ally laugh. Or maybe he simply wanted to change things up a little.

Unfortunately, his ally is nowhere to be found. In fact, none of his team is present. No Sunfire; no Nocturne; no Mimic; no Sasquatch; no Magick... Well, he's a bit happy about no Magick. She's a pain in the ass, anyway.

Without a second thought, he reforms himself into his usual masculine form with alabaster skin. However, it takes him longer than usual to pull himself back together. It does bug him, but then again, he's used to realities that screw around with his physiology.]


Let's see... don't recognize the layout. No one's around. And the rest of my team is still separated. Sounds like my typical Wednesday. Next week better be full of bikinis, lobster dinner, and kung fu marathons on TV, because I'm not sure how much more I can take of these empty realities.

So, anyone else out here except us shapeshifters? Or am I gonna be ambushed any second by Skrulls and Amazons?

I'd prefer Amazons, because that would be the coolest way to go.