The Gear Box

earn_my_stripes — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 04:46:29 GMT

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT MEME

You know the drill. Post a character. Reply to a character. Roll the dice. HAVE FUN! Both gen and smut categories in this one.

IN A WORLD WHERE THE WORLD HAS ENDED...

1. Zombies - Grab some peelz and your auto-shotty. You've been Left 4 Dead.

2. Natural Disaster - Earthquake, hurricane, tsunami. Mother earth is pissed and she is out to get you.

3. Great Old Ones - These eldritch horrors are here from their dimension because you certainly weren't using yours. Enjoy your insanity free of charge.

4. Invaders - You're now the inferior species. And it's harvesting time.

5. Rise of the Machines - Now you're the inferior species just for being fleshy. Time to upgrade the planet by ridding it of all this organic nonsense.

6. Desert Punk - The world's gone mad and people are being gunned down in the street just for a drop of juice. Become a Road Warrior and survive the Fallout.

THE LAST FUCK ON EARTH

7. Die a Virgin? - Perish the thought. If you're going out, you wanna go out with a bang. Heh.

8. Heat of Night - The cold is coming quickly and the only way you can generate warmth is sexual contact. For as long as you possibly can. Let's hope your endurance can hold out.

9. Great Old Ones - What, again? Oh right, sexual cultists. I guess you fucked/got fucked hard enough to end the planet, didn't you? And those elder gods sure look randy...

10. Anything For Some Juice - Supplies are scarce. And there's no economy. Guess it's up to the Oldest Profession to get you what you need, isn't it?

11. Invaders! Again! - Well they're not harvesting your organs this time... But there's definitely some interest in studying your strange human sexuality.

12. Repopulation - Well someone's gotta do it. And if you're not properly equiped, you're quite fortunate that post-apocalyptic science has you covered for that. It's a little weird at first, sure, but it's for the good of the planet. Or something.

There you go. Have fun. And above all, get creative with it. Don't just follow a prompt exactly. You'll have more fun that way, I think.

Let's do this

muso_tensei — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 06:45:56 GMT

-Good and drunk. That was her prerequisite before Yukari gap'd them off somewhere into the great unknown. And while she wasn't quite sloshed, she was buzzed enough to be more receptive to the youkai's usual affections. It had been a long time for her... She partially wondered if she could still keep up with the other woman.-

cheery_vibrato — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:09:05 GMT

Throughout the history of the universe, people have worn hats to show their rank and position in society or to simply look as awesome as possible. There is power within the hat, the kind that changes the person who wears it into something greater and truly incredible.

So welcome, traveler, to the hotel's festival of hats! Just for a limited time, every room in the hotel will provide you with most marvelous pieces of headdress. Just put one on and you'll feel yourself changing in ways you never imagined. It's for the better, of course. After all, to change oneself is to change the world!

Post your character and their basic information to the meme. Either describe a scenario of them donning a hat or leave them open to offerings of others.

Tag other people! Subject them to the greatness of your hat and all the effects that come with it! It will be a wild night because...

There are many different hats, each one with a different effect! Feel free to pick one from the list below or visit Random.ORG and let it choose for you! The options (as a warning, many images are NSFW) are here:

➀ Fedoras and deerhunters have always been marks of detectives, the noble frontiersmen of the urban society. Upon donning their headgear of choice, you'll be overcome with the desire to investigate and discover the truth. Your character will be overcome with the desire to explore a kink they rarely have a chance to try and they'll be fairly insisted about trying it.

➁ Feeling old-school? Try this sexy cowboy hat. It will fill you with the passion and courage of a true adventurer who isn't afraid of a desert or an abandoned temple. You'll be ready and willing to approach anyone you desire and fire off the relationship with a word, a rope or a whip.

➂ How about some military fashion? Peaked caps have been popular among officers and other people who like being in command for a long time now. Put one on and you'll be sure to show your dominant side. Giving orders and guiding people to satisfy your desires will feel natural.

➃ Feeling submissive instead? Try a stewardess cap or maid headdress. You'll develop a real pride for following the orders of others and will readily approach people to ask for some.

➄ Whenever you're feeling reckless, it's best to wear a helmet. There are many kinds - fantastical, scary and even fashionable - and they all exist to protect you! Put one on and you'll feel your safety breaks disappearing. It's time to go as hard and rough as possible.

➅ Sometimes, there is nothing better than hiding away. In those cases, a reliable balaclava or a fashionable mask is exactly what you'll need. Sure, you'll refuse to give the other person your name, but that might be for the better. Sometimes, the best kinds of passion are the ones performed anonymously.

➆ A top hat is the perfect symbol of a proper gentleman or an aspiring magician. Once you put one on, you'll feel like doing everything with perfect manners and raw, unstoppable passion. Ever wondered what it's like to live a bodice ripper? Now you'll find out!

➇ Fascinators aren't really hats, but they sure are trying hard! Put one on and you'll feel like a master of seduction. Your moves will be smooth, graceful and attractive; people will come to you, for you and all over you.

➈ Bandannas aren't really hats either, but they do look good next to their close friend: the dread captain's tricorn! Like a true pirate, you'll feel like robbing and pillaging all for yourself. And if your prey doesn't like it, just put on your charms and make them feel like being stolen!

➉ Don't like any of the choices? Feel like adding something of your own. Go ahead! There are many different hats out there. You can even stack them like a boss.

Taken, with permission from the_love_hotel

IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY. WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?

cheery_vibrato — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:02:04 GMT

The Costume Party Meme

♳ Comment with your character. Be sure to put the name, fandom, any other details, and whether or not NSFW options are okay (either "open" or "gen only" or however you choose to label it). Open up the RNG and roll for your costume!
♴ Reply to other characters. Open up the RNG and punch in a number for another costume. As a note, almost any of the options can be gen or NSFW
♵ Cue shenanigans.
♶ ???
♷ Profit!

Your character puts on a costume. The people who respond put on costumes as well. These costumes, well, they're special. You'll be compelled to fit the characteristics of these costumes, right down to any skills, powers, and talents that come with. HOW WACKY. As a note, costumes can be worn by any gender, and may induce changes in regards to that if you so wish.

Animal - Kitty ears, doggy tails, froggy... whatever it is that frogs have. Bring out your bestial nature with this costume. Werewolves, mythological monsters, and related creatures can fall under this as well.

Witch/Wizard - A holiday classic. Pointy hat, broom rides, and magic spells. Got a love potion in that bag of tricks?.

Vampire/Vampiress - Time to suck it. Blood, that is. Massive charisma, super natural powers, an allergy to sunlight. All the usual things.

Outer Space/Sci-fi - Robots, aliens, starfighter pilots, members of dead religions, mecha-musume! Turn off your targeting computer and lock in!

Arabian Nights - Lords and ladies of the desert, genies, and scruffy street rats. Remember, you only get three wishes. iftaH ya simsim!

Ghost - The haunting horrors. What will finally put your spirit to rest? Or do you have a grudge you need to fulfill?

Devil/Angel - Either you're serving in Heaven or ruling in Hell. Celestial wings, pointed horns, moral authority, temptation to sin... You get the picture.

Sports - No, not the Huey Lewis album. Be a sports hero or an excited cheerleader. Go team go!

Doctor/Nurse - Come in for a check up. Just hold out your tongue and say "ahhh".

Zombie - Are you a shuffling undead or a maddened victim of a virus? Who knows. Either way, you need to get yourself some meat.

Knight - Draw your sword and serve your lord. Fight for King and Country!

Pirate - YAR HAR FIDDLEE DEE. Do I really need to explain this one?

Ninja - You are the ultimate warrior. Just remember to practice your stealth.

Royalty - OHHH HO HO HO! Ain't you a fancy one? Lord that power, baby. If you've got it, flaunt it!

Wild West - A rough and tumble frontiersman. A no-nonsense sheriff. A flirtatious saloon gal. A dastardly outlaw. You get the picture.

Superheroes/Supervillains - You're either from another planet or just born that way. Dawn your cape or cowl and get to it.

Retro - The 20th century was wild, man. Take a decade, any decade, and apply as many stereotypes as you want! Flappers, Hippies, Gogo Dancers, Greasers, Metalheads, Mallrats, you name it!

In Uniform - No, not that kind of uniform. Military or police uniform. Any branch, any era. Good luck, soldier! Or officer! Whichever!

Popular Media - That one guy from that one show! You know the one! Yeah, that one! With the ponies! Or was it with the shapeshifting dog...

WILDCARD - Yanno. In case there's something you want to do and I didn't list it.

[[ Art found here ]]

Here comes the sun~

cheery_vibrato — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 20:08:08 GMT

MORNING AFTER MEME

Something happened last night. You're not certain what. Maybe you had a bit too much to drink. Maybe something else. But the sun is shining, and someone is in bed with you. Are they a welcome sight? Are they going to make you question your judgement? Or maybe something between? Either way, you should probably greet the day...

♳ Comment with your character. Place name, canon, and any other pertinent information in the subject line.
♴ Someone replies to your character. They are your bed-ly companion
♵ Cue shenanigans
♶ ???
♷ Profit!

Summah tiiiiime! And the livin' is eaaasyyyy~

cheery_vibrato — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:16:49 GMT

SUMMER PARTY MEME!!

♳ Comment with your character.Be sure to put the name, fandom, any other details, and whether or not NSFW options are okay (either "open" or "gen only" or however you choose to label it)
♴ Reply to other characters. Open up the RNG and punch in a number 1 and 22 (or less, if you want to avoid the strictly NSFW options). As a note, almost any of the options can be gen or NSFW, but some are more heavily tailored to one or the other.
♵ Cue shenanigans.
♶ ???
♷ Profit!

Here be the options:

Cooking! Fire up the grill and throw some food on, as people are hungry! And did you know some of the weird stuff put on their burgers these days? Whelp, I guess if they want that, they'll need to do what the apron says and "Kiss the Cook".

Sports! Volleyball, ping pong, horse shoes, ultimate frisbee, if you can think of it, you can play it! Hell, you can even make up the rules as you go along. Or maybe reenact that scene from Top Gun.

Eating Contest! The cook has been kissed and it's time to chow down. How many can you get into your belly before the timer runes out? Hot dogs, hamburgers, peppers, pies, whatever!

Twister! In case you've never heard of it.

Dancing! The DJ is playing your favorite song and it's time to get down. Fast dance, slow dance, whatever suits your fancy. Though maybe you've had one too many pina coladas...

Bonfire! Time to roast some marshmellows and exchange stories. Perhaps play some guitar. Or make out. Or whatever. So long as the fire stays bright~

Water Wars! Super soakers and water balloons are your armaments. Total domination is your goal. Let nothing stand in your way! THIS IS WAR, BOYS!

Swimming! Casually or olympic style! Or maybe you can't swim. That's rough, buddy. Perhaps you can demonstrate the proper breast stroke.

Diving Contest! You either take this way too seriously, or you're aiming for the biggest splash with your Ultra Deluxe Cannonball Breaker Special. Either way, someone's getting wet.

Sprinklers! Time to run around like a maniac like you were when you were a kid. Or maybe you are a kid. Oh and check out that SLip n' Slide! Awesome!

Swimsuit Contest! Time to put those beach bodies to the test and see if you can score a perfect 10! Be the contestant or the judge, either way be sure to bring out your best!

Beer Pong! The game of choice for frat boy and beach bum alike. CONSUME!

Surfing! Hang ten, brothelo! Become one with the wave and see what all the fuss is about!

Tossed in the Pool! BUT YOU WEREN'T EVEN WEARING A BATHING SUIT? Well it's a shame that you just got powerbombed int othe water, then, isn't it?

Watching the Sunset! The perfect way to chill with your best bud before the night air chills you. Or the way to get with that special someone for a romantic moment they'll never forget.

Pool/Beach Showers! Need to rinse off some of that sun. And hey, it's better to save water and not bathe alone, right? Riiiight~

Lotion Antics! There are some spots you just can't reach yourself, and you need some strong hands to really work it in. I'm pretty sure I saw a porno start like this...

Strip Poker! I showed you my pair, now it's time to see yours. Or other cheese lines of that kind. No matter how the game is played, no one is walking away fully clothed.

Wardrobe Malfunction! This honestly happens a lot more than you think. Trunks fall off in the water, bikini ties come undone, you've seen the news! It's a real shame, how flimsy some of these bathing suits are...

Hot Tub! Time to soak the day away with soothing jets of hot water! But you're obviously not alone. Just keep your hands to yourself and try not to drop your beer. Or not.

The Host's Room! They're so busy attending to the other guests that they've left their bedroom and its nice luxurious bed completely unattended. Well we can't have it not going to use, now can we?

7 Minutes in Heaven! I'm sure you're all familiar with this concept by now. The party has decided that you and someone else need some closed space interaction for seven minutes. GET TO IT!

[[ Image found here ]]

Mayfield Test Post

midnight_chorus — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 14:39:49 GMT

[a: Phone]

Hey, this thing is so neat! It caries my voice all over the place! That means everyone can hear my song! I bet you'd like to hear one right now, wouldn't you, huh? I bet, I bet! Well get ready, because you're about to hear the best song ever! I hope you can handle it~♪

-And as promised, the girl starts singing. It's not bad but... are these lyrics about finding and eating humans?!-

[b: Action]

-Mystia is wondering about town, dancing here, singing there, and basically just being a little feathery ball of energy. She just has so much! And who doesn't want to be serenaded by a sparrow, huh? After all, her song is the best in town! And she'll challenge you if you say otherwise~-

The Childhood Meme

eerily_luminous — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:59:53 GMT

How to play!
→ Pick the character you want. Only child characters, either aged down or already child-like should be posted here. Put the name and series in the subject, please!
→ Use the RNG to grab a number between 1 and 14.
→ Enjoy some childlike glee!
→ Spread the joy and comment to other kids, too!

1. Ice Cream Truck! Get your money and hurry before all of the good flavors are taken!

2. Bike Ride! First time riding? Heading down a trail with your best buddy? Look, ma, no hands!

3. Flying a Kite! You gotta get a running start!

4. Playground Trip! The slide, the jungle gym, and the teeter-totter all await! Be sure everyone gets a turn!

5. Hide and Seek! Be sure to count to ten! Olly Olly Oxen Free!

6. First Pet! The pet is probably as little as you are, all things considered! But remember, pets are a big responsibility!

7. Public Pool! Geronimo! Dive right in! But no running!

8. Sleepover! Get your jammies on and tell some scary stories! Also, use your own toothbrush!

9. Saturday Morning Cartoons! FUCK YEAH ACTION MAN!

10. Ball Pit! I'm pretty sure it's my lifelong dream to convert my room into one of these!

11. Video Games! Get to the next level! Let your little brother have a turn already!

12. Valentine's Day! Time to pass out all those valentines! Also, candy! Do you have some puppy love?

13. Christmas Time! Father Christmas left some gifts! What did you get?

14. ANYTHING ELSE I POSSIBLY MISSED? Player's choice!

We seriously do a lot of smut memes on here (unsure)

earn_my_stripes — Sat, 21 May 2011 20:54:02 GMT

LAST FUCK ON EARTH MEME

The world's ending. Yep, all that stuff you heard on the news? Well, it's real. Sorta. The world is ending, but there is a way you can save it! Through the magical power of sex. And there are only two people left on Earth. You, and that other person over there. So here's how it works:

♳ Comment with your character.
♴ Someone replies to your character. You and them now must fuck in order to save the world.
♵ Cue sexy time.
♶ ???
♷ Sexy profit!

As seen originally at guysandolls, taken from an idea on anoncomm.

Reposting this. I HOPE YA'LL HAPPY

earn_my_stripes — Wed, 18 May 2011 02:40:49 GMT

the Ménage à trois meme

No telling how you got into this very exclusive club, but everyone else here is here for one big reason: threesomes, now. Come singly or in pairs, just be sure to come.

1. Post your character alone or bring a friend and post as a couple.
2. Stick your character's status, name, canon, and orientation in the subject line.
3. MINGLE, don't be shy. Not every thread has to lead to hot threesome sex right away. It's okay if people don't instantly get along. It's a nice bar, have a few drinks and get to know each other.
4. But when you're ready... hook up and retire to the luxurious private rooms upstairs. No worries, it's all comped. :>

5. If you and a friend are posting as a couple, be sure to demonstrate or note your expected posting order (i.e. posting order is: friend 1, friend 2, new acquaintance)

OPTIONAL: APHROS (In the food, drinks or maybe it's in the air? Feel free to use them as needed!)

bleu_resonance — Tue, 10 May 2011 02:08:49 GMT

[Poor Ky's been feeling a tad lonely. He's dressed in his issued unform and a jacket, carrying a small bouquet of flowers. His thoughts are on the girl with wings, a girl who could quite possibly be just a dream. Still, he wants to find her... at least tell her the truth about him.

Is she the same way? Is she even real? Despite these thoughts, he looks around for her.]

Millia is going to kill me for this, but I must know...

Fun with AUs [Closed to zeppeli_cursed]

9ball_wizard — Thu, 05 May 2011 00:30:45 GMT

[Trevor glanced down at his phone as he stood in front of a very strange hotel. He double-checked the address that was texted to him with the one above the doors.

Then he triple-checked.

And quadruple-checked.

Could this be right? He put his phone into his overnight back and stepped in. Um, wow. The hotel would look somewhat respectable if it wasn't for the eccentric decorations, the low lighting, the various couples, the warm red and pink walls, and... was that lamp made out of dildos? He went over to take a closer look, a blush spreading over his cheeks.]

Eep.

Taken from The Love Hotel.

earn_my_stripes — Mon, 02 May 2011 21:34:55 GMT

We aren't saying you should already know how this works... but let's just say we'd be surprised if this is your first time talking dirty on the telephone~ Just in case.

HOW TO PLAY:

Post with your character.
You're on the phone, calling out or receiving (you pick, be sure to narrate it!)
Reply to other characters...
????
Phone sex!
Use one of the sample scenarios below to get started, or make up your own.

Sample Scenarios

THE NASTY

Your character is making a nasty call to a random number... or receiving a random dirty call made by an obviously masturbating stranger!

THE OUT OF TOWN LOVER

S/he's out of town... and you're all alone and thinking about him/her. Time to call up that far-off loved one and share an intimate moment - just the two of you and your imaginations....

ACCIDENTAL ORGASM

Well you were trying to dial up your booty call... but in the middle of a noisy orgasm, you suddenly realize... you dialed the wrong number -_-;;

THE PROFESSIONAL

You get PAID to do this. Phone sex for hire, play out the fantasies of your callers! Or maybe you're calling a pro to get one of your own fulfilled...

THE DRUNK DIAL

SLOSHED and HORNY, you call up whoever is at the top of your last-dialed list and let loose a little inappropriately....

stolen from 25percentsex

superspace_idol — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:47:45 GMT

THE AMERICAN PORNO FLICK MEME

How To Play:
→Post with your character. Feel free to put the character name, the fandom, and any preferences you have in the subject.
→Someone will reply to you (or you reply to others, either or!)
→Use the RNG once someone's replied to you (1 to 7) to get your scenario. Everything will happen right away.
→If your character isn't really in the mood for sexin', then they can be aphro'd accordingly. That's up to you.

1- Sexy House Call
You've decided to order a pizza or get chinese, or maybe your pipes are clogged up and you need a plumber. That's all well and fine, but at some point, you've probably realized that your pipes aren't the only thing that need to be tended to. The person that comments can play the role of the one who's coming to deliver and offer whatever services you so desire.

2- "First I'll disrobe you, then I'mma Probe You"
Maybe while you were sleeping or out for a walk, you were abruptly abducted by ~~human looking~~ aliens. They've come to run some experiments on your body, using the materials on their ship. Oddly phallic tools? Sure, why not. Tentacles? Well, they're aliens, so they probably have that somewhere in there, even if it's not particularly American of them.

3- Ready for your Examination?
You're sitting in the doctor's office, waiting for your examination. If you feel nervous, don't. The doctor may take a liking to you-- an intense liking. Alternatively, you're a nurse that's getting ready to be briefed on how a check-up is supposed to go. Either way, the doctor looks ready to examine every part of your body.

4- Don't Drop the Soap
You're sitting in your cell, bored and feeling pretty damn hot at the moment. You could always pleasure yourself, but why would you do that when there's a very capable guard on the other side of those bars? Or, if you're of the same gender, there's always your cellmate that's sitting there as bored and horny as you are. Alternatively, you dropped the soap. What do?

5- Strenuous After School Activities
For whatever reason, you're staying after school. Maybe it's to meet with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a surprise in your homeroom. It could be because you're being forced to make up an assignment and the teacher has to supervise. Or maybe you are the teacher, and you simply need to compare study plans with another one. Either way, studying winds up being far from your mind, as opposed to say, how comfortable the teacher's desk is at the moment.

6- Wild Sex in the Working Class
You're sitting in your office, filling out another form or getting ready to call it a night, and one of your co-workers comes in and shuts the door behind them. Maybe it's just you, but do they look more attractive than usual today? Either way, you feel the urge to pull them by their tie or shirt and bang them against the desk, or even the wall of your cubicle if you can manage.

7- Fun Bags
Did I neglect to come up with a prompt that you wanted? Is there one of these six that you want more than the others? Then go for it. Essentially here: anything goes.

for reimsacademy

isthestrongest — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 04:04:02 GMT

Musashi wasn't his normal boisterous self as he made his way to the library. One could assume that was because a library was by definition supposed to be quieter than he generally was, but that wasn't the case. No, he was just sulking over the fact that he needed tutoring. Generally, he wasn't the type to ask for help, but his teachers had insisted on it. And, well, even he had to admit he wasn't doing so hot in any of his classes.

Still, when he arrived at his destination and spotted his tutor—a quiet, purple-haired girl he didn't know very well—he perked up. Waving a hand over his head as he hurried over to the table she was seated at, he beamed, piping up a little louder than was entirely appropriate for the setting, "Hey! You're Patchouli, right?"

HA HA!... DANGLY PARTS

raechenden — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 02:27:47 GMT

The OH YES THE CALL HIM THE STREAK Meme!!

1. Post with your character. They are now wearing nothing but their birthday suit.
2. Other characters respond.
3. SHENANIGANS!
4. Things may get a bit adult, so please please keep in mind that this meme is NSFW by nature. I mean, naked people tend to do naked people things.
5. Yes, the title is a Ray Stevens reference

OOC: amat app beta

tenkai_soul — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 23:19:13 GMT

PLAYER
» Journal: gonsai

» Birthdate/Age: 11-15-85, 25 years old

» Characters Played: Eirin Yagokoro and Parsee Mizuhashi

CHARACTER
» Name: Tir McDohl

» Fandom: Suikoden

» Reference: http://gensopedia.duefiumi.com/index.php?title=Tir_McDohl

» Canon Point: Post Dunan Unification War

» Gender: He is physically male and identifies as such

» Age: Tir is, literally, about 19-20 years old by the end of the Dunan Unification War. However, he is permanently, physically, about 14 years old due to the True Rune of Life and Death being bound to his hand, which grants him pseudo immortality. Though, really, the physical differences between a 14 year old male and a 19 year old male are pretty negligible and won't create much of a physical difference.

» Orientation: No canon information suggests what Tir's orientation may or may not be. Both female and male characters seem romantically interested in him, but he chooses a life of solitude by the end of the game and his own orientation is never detailed in any way.

» Personality: There are two distinct parts of Tir's personality. The first are the parts that have and always shall be part of him regardless of what happened to him in the two wars that have made up a major aspect of his life. The second is how he changed, but subtly and not, since the end of the Toran Liberation War.

Tir is, firstly, a fun loving person who gets enjoyment out of the simple things in life. Daily training, fishing (ESPECIALLY FISHING), eating a home cooked meal, these are the things he has a love of. He doesn't want for anything grand, in spite of being a noble by birth. While he accepted that his destiny (at the time, anyways) was to follow in his father's footsteps and become a General of the Scarlet Moon, he never seemed to actually want for that sort of thing. He expresses reluctance when faced with work for the Empire in the first game, and then in the second he expresses reluctance to join up with Riou's army due to not wanting to leave his simple life in Banner Village behind.

Tir also has a strong desire to help others in need. This is illustrated in both games. It was seeing the oppression in Rockland that inspired him to distrust the Empire in the first place, magnified by his friend Ted being chased by the Empire for his rune. In the second game, though expressing initial reluctance for reasons that will be explained later, he does join Riou in confronting a group of bandits that have kidnapped a child.

Unfortunately, his time as leader of the Liberation (a role he was forced into, not one he took up willingly) shaped his personality more wholy into a more complete and somewhat depressing picture. During the war, Tir was forced repeatedly to push aside his emotions in order to effectively lead his army. An example would be that, immediately following the death of his long time caretaker Gremio, Tir had to go into battle against the enemy. One of his chief subordinates offered to do so in his stead, but Tir immediately refused. He recognized that, in front of both his own forced and that of the enemy, he could not afford to show emotional weakness. He was, effectively, given no time to mourn.

Tir witness the death of many loved ones during the war, and some of them (such as his own father) were taken by his own hand thanks to the Rune. The desires of those loved ones, for him to live a life by his own ideals and sense of justice, shaped what sort of leader he became in the second half of the game. Rather than living up to the ideals of Odessa, he chose to form his own and lead by those standards. He refused to waste the life that Gremio gave him in his sacrifice.

Tir also found himself, during the war, placed in an position where he had to decide the fates of two men. Kwanda Rosman, an enemy general that had committed genocide of the Elves, and Milich Oppenheimer, an enemy general that was ultimately responsible for killing Gremio. Both men were under the influence of the court magician Windy, though it was not entirely clear. He was advised to kill both of them for their crimes, but Tir saw past what had been done, and was able to analyze WHY it had been done. He spared them as the fault of their actions was not in them, but in others.

In Suikoden II, we start to see the results of that incredibly hard life Tir had lead. Rather than taking up the presidency of the Toran Republic, like was expected of him, Tir had spent the three years between wars in hermitage with the resurrected Gremio. He is reticent, and speaks in a generally quiet and reserved/practical manner. His words don't betray his feelings (though his face still tends to) and it's often up to Gremio to speak for him so that he is better understood. It's unfortunately what the war, and the Rune, have forced him to become.

Something of a mentor to Riou, he bears witness to two of the most difficult times in Riou's life. The first is when he runs away from his position as leader of the army in Tinto. Unlike Riou's other comrades and subordinates, Tir never once tries to stop Riou and Nanami. He sympathizes with Riou, knowing that, had he the opportunity to do so in his own war? ... He may have done the same. It was unfair to force such a tremendous weight on such young shoulders. Tir KNEW that. He would have been a hypocrite had he told Riou otherwise.

He also witnesses the 'death' of Nanami, and what it does to Riou. Much like Tir, Riou was faced in a position where his closest loved one was dead, but he was still expected to go into battle the next day. Seeing someone else go through all that he did, Tir was the only person who truly understood what the young Riou was going through. And, once more, he didn't judge his questioning, his faulting resolve. He didn't expect, nor could he, for Riou to lead his army the same way Tir had in his own war.

In regards to the Rune, while Tir has been told, especially by Gremio, that the Rune itself is perhaps not evil on its own, Tir has a deep seeded fear of its power. The Rune is what killed Odessa, Ted, and his father. And while it may have also been the power that restored life to Gremio, he still has a very reserved acceptance of his role as its bearer. He's trying to turn over his views on the matter, as he knows that in order to survive, he has to, but it still influences his relationship with others. Having it sealed in Amat may change some of this, but not much.

TL;DR: War changes a man. Tir is no exception.

» Appearance: Tir is of generally average height, and has a lean muscular body. His particular form of martial art, based on Chinese staff, relies greatly on speed, so there's not much to bulk, and his muscles are very compact with virtually no fat.

» Suitability: Like I said before, he is mentally 19~20, if not older due to his sort of life. The physical differences between a 14 year old male body and an 18 year old male body are mostly negligible.

So we're apparently doing this again because Mayfield is horny

earn_my_stripes — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 00:52:02 GMT

The Mid-Fuck Meme

1. Post with your character in the middle of fucking or being fucked.
2. Anal, oral, vaginal, intracrural, in one's hollow-hole, frot, tentacle-fucked, anything works.
3. Other characters reply as the other partner in that fuck.
4. Finish the job.
5. Go back for seconds if you want,
6. or recollect how you got there in the first place!

BACK BY SUDDEN POPULAR DEMAND, idk we didn't even fill it the first time

WELCOME TO THE DOUCHEBAGIZER

fightingbishie — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 05:57:19 GMT

You're at a multiversal giant house party. Daft Punk is playing. Everyone says this is the place to be. Or maybe you were dragged here. The point is, you're here. But as you go through the door, you must also pass through a mysterious machine that's a lot like a metal detector...Except after you pass through it, you feel...funny. You feel like wearing your baseball cap backwards. Like shoving strangers. Like popping your collar. You've been...

Douchebagized!!

Instructions:

1: Post a thread for your character. Other people reply to your thread.

2: Go here and generate a number between 1 and 8. Your character is now that type of douchebag.

3: (Optional) The responder may also roll to be douchebagized, if they wish. Or not. Just stare incredulously at what an asshole the other character now is, if you want!

Douchebag Types:

1: Fratboy/Sorority Girl douchebag-
What's up bro! You suddenly like natty ice, ultimate frisbee and Dane Cook. You swivel your baseball cap to the back, pop the collar of your polo shirt and strut with your chest out. You're horny and disrespectful constantly.

Alternatively, you're now an airheaded blond, getting through college on your parent's money and your looks.

2: Hipster Douchebag-
Are those jeans tight enough? You're ironicly insincere about everything, wear shades indoors, drink PBR and look down on anyone who doesn't listen to bands as obscure as your favorites.

3: Hippie Douchebag-
You haven't washed in weeks, reek of patchouli, constantly tell everyone around you to chill it, and are always bumming money or drugs from others. You think this makes you rebellious, but really it just makes you an entitled, privileged jerk.

4: Jersey Shore Douchebag-

A relative of the fratboy douchebag, you now have a spray-on tan that makes you look orange (no matter your original skin color). You speak your own nigh incomprehensible dialect that is mainly the word "Yo" in different combinations. You have a six pack and huge arms that you got from a little working out and a lot of steroids. If male, your hair is now glossy and spiked. You're aggressive to everyone you meet.

5: Yuppie Douchebag-

Ciao! Your suit is expensive, as is your watch, PDAs (you have four), car...everything, really. You ooze snobbery, think everything around you could use "some sprucing up", and are terrified of setting foot anywhere remotely gritty.

6: UFC Fanboy/girl Douchebag-

Another relative of the fratboy douchebag. You know all the stats of all the fighters in the sport of mixed martial arts. You wear TapOut and Affliction shirts and tune in to The Ultimate Fighter every monday night on SpikeTV. You flail against the heavy bag in your basement while listening to "Bodies" by P.O.D. and "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor. You think you're going to be the next great champion of the UFC. You have never set foot in a gym in your life.

7: Nice Guy Douchebag-

The most insidious and terrible kind of douchebag, you seem like a genuinely kind person, always there with a shoulder to cry on, a ride home and a backrub. However you always have an ulterior motive in mind. You feel entitled to someting in return. And if the person who's the target of that "kindness" is someone you're smitten with, the thing you expect is a relationship/dates/sex. Likely to blow up, use emotional blackmail or sulk if not given what you want.

8: GrabDouchebag

Come up with your own kind of douchebag! Or reroll! It's up to you!

NOW IN THE CORRECT PLACE

hop_toit_udonge — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 20:32:22 GMT

grandphantasm — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:11:14 GMT

Who: Brokari grandphantasm and Bromu fantasy_seal
Where: Ray-moo's shrine
When: RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
What: ... Reimu fails at fighting off Yukari's sexual advances
Warnings: Genderswapped Touhou sex. Yes that means dicks, everywhere.

Yukari couldn't really say he was surprised at Reimu's inability to say no. Really. He knew the kannushi couldn't resist.

Reimu'd said go to the shrine, and so Yukari had. And the human had made mention of sake as well - double the fun for Yukari. So the old youkai lounged on a sukima in the main room of the shrine's living quarters, snapping his fan open and shut again to pass time, then twirling it lazily around a finger. That boy better not take too long.

JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY... WAIT

cheery_vibrato — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 06:18:47 GMT

LOVE POTION MEME

Post a new thread for your character!
Other characters will reply ICly.
The character who replies to yours has just unknowingly consumed a love potion.
Your character is the first person to see them since they drank it, and as such, is now hopelessly, irrevocably in love with them!
All responses are to be written ICly!

Stolen from pretty much everywhere.

The Irony of Chaste

dubious_curves — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 04:21:01 GMT

[A young woman dressed in a white suit walks around. She's not sure how she got here, but she knows she wants to leave. Her hand grips the handle of her cue case tightly, making mental notes of possible escape routes. Despite the beauty of the lush garden before her, she longed to be by her master's side. Every flower reminded her of his presence; his voice would soothe her as he spoke so highly of their language. Then he would present her violets, a symbol of loyalty. Sometimes he would give her a... white rose. And there was one just off the path.

She walked over to it and sat down to admire its petals. She had never seen one so perfect, not even in the Guild's garden. For a moment, she thought of what the flower meant again. Ah, yes. Purity... innocence. Such a strange flower to present an assassin. But she always accepted since it was a gift from him.]

I wish I could show this to you, my lord. I think you would appreciate how healthy its grown amongst all these other plants. If only I could figure out where I am...

IC Super Bowl Party

got_more_dakka — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 18:14:47 GMT

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAALL!!

1. Post with characters
2. Experience Super Bowl
3. ???
4. Profit.

Sample Get! [Going nowhere and nowhen fast]

silliestputty — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 02:18:38 GMT

[Out of the sky falls a figure in a cape. With a rather loud "SPLAT", he hits the ground. He should be used to this by now; the past several years have been nothing but hopping from reality to reality. The landing could have been a bit better. Maybe it's because he intended to make his ally laugh. Or maybe he simply wanted to change things up a little.

Unfortunately, his ally is nowhere to be found. In fact, none of his team is present. No Sunfire; no Nocturne; no Mimic; no Sasquatch; no Magick... Well, he's a bit happy about no Magick. She's a pain in the ass, anyway.

Without a second thought, he reforms himself into his usual masculine form with alabaster skin. However, it takes him longer than usual to pull himself back together. It does bug him, but then again, he's used to realities that screw around with his physiology.]

Let's see... don't recognize the layout. No one's around. And the rest of my team is still separated. Sounds like my typical Wednesday. Next week better be full of bikinis, lobster dinner, and kung fu marathons on TV, because I'm not sure how much more I can take of these empty realities.

So, anyone else out here except us shapeshifters? Or am I gonna be ambushed any second by Skrulls and Amazons?

I'd prefer Amazons, because that would be the coolest way to go.