Just A Flight Attendant Guy

Ring-ring
“Come on, come on. . . .”
Ring-ring
“Please pick up, please.”
Ring – click “Hello?”
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(OOC: For those of you wondering, Simon's brother Carey and his girlfriend Denise are the stars of the Lemon Demon/Too Much Spare Time Animation video Geeks In Love.)

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I helped docsgirl hide a body (-173 points). In May I pulled over and changed clockwork_doc's flat tire (15 points). Last month I gave deadgirlsliekme a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-864 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, flightattdntguy

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Oh, I only WISH I could rule over a town as the cruel and heartless dictator! Even Duluth, Minnesota.

And that's what was in the bag I helped Vic drag to the garbage? ;)

Going around courtesy of hart_on_sleeve:

You Have a Passionate First Name

You are a loving, emotional person. You think and act from the heart, and that sometimes gets you in trouble. You are very intense and impulsive. You go with your intuition, even if your intuition is telling you to make a very bold move. You tend to feel strongly about everything in life. You have big emotions that sometimes conflict one another. You have a wild streak, and you're known to be unpredictable. You chase your dreams.

Uh -- yeah, I guess it's not really that off. God knows my life's definitely unpredictable. And I do tend to go with my gut on stuff. (Even if it leads to weird shit.)

Two background memes I've taken to using as general backstory generators for all my characters. First, a 14-question piece written in-character as Simon:
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And a twenty question survey exploring mostly Simon's romantic issues.
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