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10:55 pm: While you're out, if you see a chance to get me a rootbeer float that would be wonderful. - 0012
08:29 am: Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue? - 0010
08:24 pm: I'm not lying, please don't attack the window treatments.
04:58 pm: we're a quasi-awesome force of nature, we invent neat stuff and we're delightful. - 0010
08:51 am: Open your mind or someone may open it for you. - 004
08:43 pm: We're in this together, the day we forget that will be our last. - 009
04:45 pm: This can go down humanely, you pull a stunt like that again and it's gonna get inhumane right quick. - 0016
11:34 am: I don't want terminology from the cover-your-ass handbook, Paul - 002
07:39 pm: I won't sit down and I won't shut up but most of all I will not grow up. - 008
01:55 am: We could be laughing lovers, I think you'd prefer to be miserable instead. - 008
11:05 pm: I can take you out with just a flick of my wrist. - 004