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03:17 am: A gentleness that comes, not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it. - 008
05:25 pm: I'm gonna sing like Johnny Cash. - 006
10:40 pm: She says forget what you have to do, pretend there is nothing outside this room. - 009
04:04 am: FRIIIIIIIINGE. - 0010
07:34 pm: Just because you say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me. - 0025
07:34 pm: You're all laughing in the garden and I'm lost somewhere in your mind. - 003
10:15 pm: Three vampires and a cyborg. It's a thing. - 0010
04:59 pm: Actually I don't drink coffee but would it kill you to bring me a bearclaw? - 0011
11:01 pm: Leave my wretched soul alone, I don't know you and I don't owe you a thing. - 002
04:05 am: FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE :D - 0026
12:34 am: What are you bringing to the jamboree, darling, huh? Aside from those baby blues and a knife? - 0018
08:37 pm: You have thirty seconds to tell me something that I don't already know. - 0017
02:53 am: I really like talking about television, okay? It's all I know. - 0036
05:38 pm: Nothing says I'm an ass like some helium-filled rubber. - 002
10:23 pm: Who doesn't love a pun? - 0013
05:53 am: Castle 3x06 - 005
04:21 pm: I want to see her face when she eats my pudding. - 0010
12:20 am: Don't get your tights in a twist, Smallville - 008
11:44 pm: You can't get rid of me that easily, I have the internet on my phone.
08:34 pm: Oh, well, I look at you and say It’s the happiest that I’ve ever been. - 007