Philosophical Light Bulb JokesQ: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on how you define 'change'.
Q: How many Analytic Philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - it's a pseudo-problem ... light bulbs give off light (hence the name) ... if the bulb was broken and wasn't giving off light, it wouldn't be a 'light bulb' now would it? (oh, where has rigor gone?!)
Q: How many deconstructionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: On the contrary, the NILE is the longest river in Africa.
Q: How many Process philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one really fast one--to stand in front of the bulb and block it from prehending the attribute of 'brokenness' in the next 1/32nd of a second!
Q: How many speech act theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Do you really want to know or are you simply asking me to change it?
Various philosophers' proofs of p (this is my favourite (that is, they're all in-jokes, and i get this one))Plato:
SOCRATES: Is it not true that p?
GLAUCON: I agree.
CEPHALUS: It would seem so.
POLEMARCHUS: Necessarily.
THRASYMACHUS: Yes, Socrates.
ALCIBIADES: Certainly, Socrates.
PAUSANIAS: Quite so, if we are to be consistent.
ARISTOPHANES: Assuredly.
ERYXIMACHUS: The argument certainly points that way.
PHAEDO: By all means.
PHAEDRUS: What you say is true, Socrates.
Etc.http://home.sprynet.com/~owl1/phil.htmLeastways, that's the link. It's actually started acting up a wee bit.
Oh, and this:
http://consc.net/phil-humor.htmlThe internet is fun, 'specially at 1am, when you're dividing your time between looking for solid philosophical objections to Objectivism (no-one bothers, they don't take it seriously enough any more, but someone must've worked it out
before they despaired of it, and I want to find
that essay. Or series of essays. Whatever) and looking up philosophy jokes (I actually got linked to the jokes from some bloke's site, which I had learned from a passing mention refuted Objectivism. No such luck).