*lying on the ground a little bloody during the evening on the outskirts of town, looking rather pale, probably needs medical assistance*

*lying there, staying awake with her will power, unable to get up*

That was so uncalled for.  I've seen more called for referee decisions in a game of  fantasy faceball, even more called for than that time the decision got the spectators to march onto the fields and trample the referee, then HEAL him to trample him more.

... I'm gonna get that bastar--

... gotta stay awake... then I won't have to worry about waking up later...

MAN OH MAN... running the coliseum is GREAT.  Bard, I am so happy that we worked this out so well.  We are making such good money.  ... it was just like yesterday that we were two people almost at each other's THROATS!  Wait... maybe that was yesterday... but... still, we've come a long way!

Etna!  I'm feeling damn hungry today.   Tell Aizen to be ready to prepare a FEAST.

*eating some beef jerky, wearing a tiara and dress, carrying a diamond rod* Bard... just what the hell is this? *Has his gift in a bag*

And, uh, wow, Red Mage, is this thing real? *waves it around a bit*

I've started remembering some of my crazy friends from back home, and... I can't believe I'm going to say this, but this place is starting to seem normal... at least I don't have anyone around trying to pour justice down my throat. But damn it...! I thought princes were supposed to be prettier than that...!!

The weird blue guy wasn't so bad I guess.

((1% on the first time she met Amelia, 1% on the first time Zelgadis left her, 1% on the first time she met met Prince Phil, 1% on flight, 1% remaining))

To all you guys who have applied to work at the Coliseum, listen up! I'm one of your managers, Sorcery Genius Lina Inverse! Just remember that I'm in charge here, and I'm sure we'll get along just fine. Looking forward to it! And to all you who haven't applied? HOW COME?



And speaking of my sorcery genius, I remembered something pretty cool. I sure know a lot of attack magic~ Well, it is pretty much the coolest kind, ain't it?

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I also remembered something that either makes me want gag, or recoil in fear like a snake with no poison resistance. The way I was back during the whole ... weeks where we were all acting weird? An evil mirror made a whole town full of Inverted Inverses... ew ew ew ew ew...

((1% on Demona Crystal, 1% on the town of mirror-mirror Linas))

Hahah~! Sorceress Genius Lina Inverse strikes again! I wrote a new fire shamanism spell to cook and season everything in the explosion, and it works just as intended!

Plus it had the side effect of making that those trees smell really tasty.

Yep! Just sitting here, enjoying my easy, effortless turkey feast, and...

oh ew... I... is that it's stomach...?

... n-note to self... figure out how to make spell gut the food first next time...

((Lina went and blew up turkeys in the woods. Some trees probably got blown down too. >.>))

MAN THAT WAS SATISFYING. A massive surplus of big, flightless birds is the best. It's like an excuse to go hunting. By the way, does anyone know if I can sell... lumber... around here?

And oh man, I did not know birds could bounce like that.

HEY, WOMAN THAT LIVES WITH ME. I brought back like 100 turkeys; get cookin'.

((Lina's nightmare turned Memento Eden into the undead Sairaag that Phibrizzo created, and having people taken away from her in an attempt to make her cast the Giga Slave; 1% on Gourry, 1% of Phibrizzo, 1% on the end of Phibrizzo's story where she was forced to cast the spell, not remembering anything after the point where Hellmaster nearly kills her))

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Hah.... everyone I remember from home seems to suck...

... I wish I could say I believed that. That ... idiot is an understatement. He was dumb as a stone statue beaten over the head with hammers, but he was a great guy. He didn't deserve that... none of them deserved that... oh, Gourry...

... Hellmaster Phibrizzo. Hah, so I was fighting a god, huh? The god of death... normally I think I'd be proud for putting up such a good fight given the circumstances.

... did I lose?

... am I dead? This doesn't quite seem like hell, though.

Okay, so I gotta give this place credit; they've really done a good job with ... making this place a den of despair or whatever. Seriously, fairly creepy guys, but frankly, while I may be impressed... it's more annoying than scary.

This is gotta be a PRIME time for magical research. Think of all the weird stuff that's popped up over night that I could gather and study. All the new magical creatures out there. I mean, come on, some of them must be tasty. I wonder what werebear taste like.

HEY, FIZBAN. ASSISTANT SORCERY GENIUS. ERK. ANY OTHER MAGIC USERS OR... ALCHEMISTS OR WHATEVER. This is fascinating stuff~! I'm organizing a team to gather specimen for research, pronto! Who's with me?

Soo~ anyone wanna go to that onsen shindig with Lina Inverse? Nothing like a good bath after a big meal, you know. You won't wanna miss it.

But it's not a date. Got that? Not. A. Date.

C'mon, guys, don't line up, just fight over it or something. Be sure to be there, or I'll go on a rampage~

Oh, greaaat, I go back to normal just in time to be on the rag. Just great. Plus I remembered these AWFUL people last week. I was trying not to think about them, but UGH. Not only were they awful, but one of them had these huge gazongas she was constantly sporting wearing like... cheesy bondage lingerie like she was some kind of evil overlordess. If it wasn't that she kept following me around (I seriously could NOT get rid of the woman) and kinda working together with me I'd have assumed she was a villain. Spikes, skulls and black lingerie are such type cast villain costume material, you know?

And she had this AWFUL laugh that just wouldn't stop. And the breasts. They jiggled when she laughed. In fact, they just jiggled whenever she moved, but it was the worst when she LAUGHED. I feel so inadequate again.

And I remembered my sister. Oh god... she's... she's... scary... and I can think of few things that scare me.

Oh, and this creepy, cutesy purpled haired evil jerk. He totally proved that I apparently have a history of begrudged alliances with demons... I don't remember many people, but i'd bet he's the most untrustworthy guy I've ever met. Pfft, "that's a secret," my ass.

I'm suddenly really glad I'm here and far away from all of these people.

((3% memory spent on remembering Naga, Luna, and Xellos))