((Lina went and blew up turkeys in the woods. Some trees probably got blown down too. >.>))

MAN THAT WAS SATISFYING. A massive surplus of big, flightless birds is the best. It's like an excuse to go hunting. By the way, does anyone know if I can sell... lumber... around here?

And oh man, I did not know birds could bounce like that.

HEY, WOMAN THAT LIVES WITH ME. I brought back like 100 turkeys; get cookin'.