I hate conversation. That's right, I hate talking to people. I'll do it because it's necessary, but I hate pretending like I care what's coming out of your mouth. What do you have to say that's important? Nothing? You'd rather talk about the poorly written TV show that you watch every week? Fine, yak on about that.
Yak, blab, gab, whatever word you choose. All of those words mean the same thing, speaking to someone else about something pointless. Oh,you want to know something I love about conversations? The things people say when they think no one is listening. It's usually in public, like a pair of earphones means that no one is listening.
I can't stand those people. If you want to talk about something that no one else can ever know, go into your own home and cross your fingers that no one bugged it. You always have to be on the lookout for people. Almost nothing is private anymore. I don't worry about it, because I only like to talk about important things to one or two people, and I only say what's necessary. It's what you have to do.
Conversation is fine for most of you, but for me, I learn more about you when I watch and listen. Go ahead and talk. I'll be judging you and laughing at you the whole time.