I, Devsisters CEO John Devsisters, just found out about the existence of Homestuck and itsâ very violent and not at all child friendly nature. I am extremely disgusted with how this misaligns with our company values. Starting from January 15th, Cookie Run Kingdom will scan your photo library to detect any instances of a âJohn Egbertâ or âKarkat Vantasâ to determine if your account should be terminated.
Here at Devsisters, we've been feeling particularly spiteful as of late. Here's a formal announcement for all of you that we've kept waiting on new stories with your favorites.
FUCK Wandercrab
FUCK The TBD
FUCK Happy Healthy Hamlet
FUCK The City of Wizards
FUCK The Tower of Frozen Waves
FUCK The Cookies of Darkness
FUCK The Martial Arts Tournament
FUCK Cookiebots
FUCK The Pudding Cup Circus
FUCK The City of the Millennial Tree
FUCK The Dessert Paradise
FUCK The Millenial Forest
FUCK The Cake Pops
FUCK The Grandmaster Hotel
FUCK The Yakwaga Village
FUCK Snowbell Academy
FUCK The Holiday Village
FUCK The Sugar Nova Odyssey
FUCK The Pantheon of Starlight
FUCK The Dragon Isles
And most importantly..
FUCK YOU!!
We heard your complaints about Heaven Splitting Lightning and how you felt like your favorites werenât properly represented! As compensation, this update, we set aside a grand total of 1 speech bubble for each member of Dark Enchantress Cookieâs forces! The longest one even goes on for 11 words! Wow!
We heard your complaints about Heaven Splitting Lightning and how you felt like your favorites werenât properly represented! As compensation, this update, we set aside a grand total of 1 speech bubble for each member of Dark Enchantress Cookieâs forces! The longest one even goes on for 11 words! Wow!
For those wondering where the epic in Stormbringer's update went, our heating bill ran out so we ended up having to throw their concept sketches into the fire for warmth.
Oh wait, aren't we supposed to be releasing that dragon update in a few days? Think we might of burned those epics too.
No gimmick post today, the official devsisters already came up with something way worse than I ever could when it comes to the next ovenbreak update, click on the link below for a truly terrifying jumpscare /ooc
(Leak warning obv)