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Angel runs down the street, clutching his head.
ANGEL: *Why* is this happening to me!
Kate is following in a police uniform,
with a giant spatula strapped to her back.
KATE: I threw away my femininity for my
father's sake! Won't you help me find it again!?
Jheira is following both of them on a bicycle, wearing
her tight native costume.
JHEIRA: Jheira turn nasty girls into little piles of ash!
Then Angel take Jheira on date, yes?
Drusilla is also following, wearing a leotard and trailing
rose petals.
DRUSILLA: Oh, my Angel! Can't these harridans see we're
meant to be together!? Ooooooooohohohohohohoho!
Buffy is bringing up the rear, carrying her schoolbag and
looking disgusted.
BUFFY: I don't care. I'm not jealous. At all. And if that
idiot forgets who he *really* belongs with, I'll mallet him
into *next* Tuesday!
The End.
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