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| Contrary to what news reports you may or may not have seen, my incredibly stupid boss is not, in fact, dead. Not for lack of trying on his part, but luckily I had a brilliant plan. I usually do.
You're welcome to stop by the apartment and smack him upside the head, or whatever else, at your leisure.
Sorry if this caused anyone a scare - he actually expected to be dead by now, the dumb bastard.
PS: I did kind of have to shoot him, so he's not in the best condition. But he'll be fine, eventually. | |
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| No Suspect in Brittania Assasination Attempt
The investigation of the dissapearance and possible death of Brittania Company CEO Lelouch Vi Brittania still lacks a suspect. Since Saturday's bombing of Mr. Brittania's limo, every person brought in for questioning in regards to the murder attempt has been released on bond.
CBPD chief Alucard Van Hellsing was unavailable for comment, but Sergeant Mike Sicowycz, who is in charge of the investigation says the department has no plans to hand the investigation over to the FBI. He reiterated that "The [officers] of [The Clairbourn Police Department] are [working hard] to bring in a [primary suspect]."
Mr. Brittania was a part time student at Clairbourn High and was scheduled to graduate this saturday along with the rest of the 2008/2009 Senior Class. If he is conclusively proved dead, he is expected to graduate posthumously.
His dissapearance represents a blow to the company, whose fortunes have been waning since their partners, the Shinra Corporation, pulled out of the silver mining project just outside of city limits.
Mr Brittania's sister, Euphemia, refused to comment to the press. Brittania company spokesman Bismark Waldstein said "The whole company is praying for the return of our CEO, but in the event of his death we are preparing a suitable candidate to pass ownership of the company to." | |
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| Well. Graduating from this tenth-circle ghetto torture site will be pretty much superfluous for me, but i'll attend, if only to rub it in your faces that, unlike most of you, i'm going places that don't involve saying the words "yes, warden" or "welcome to Krispy Kreme" when i'm 30.
And my sincerest wishes to Light Yagami as pursues his dream back home.
[Private to Jellies]
Is Nunally all right? You will be compensated for your services to me so far.
[Private to Nina]
Check.
[Private to Inner Circle]
1134 hours tommorow. It's time. | |
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| [Private to Brittania employees]
You will have a short vacation. This is not something I enjoy doing, and I certainly will not be spending this time taking a "break" but you may if you wish. Damn whoever invented these 'labor laws'.
[Private to Elena, Euphemia and Nina]
Actually I too am finding myself worn out with the demands of this duty. We are well ahead of schedule, I see no reason why we couldn't take the weekend off and have fun do something besides work.
Nina perhaps we could declare a temporary truce for a week or so? | |
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| Well, we've bought time. The city council ordered a halt to all de construction. There were some tense moments, but no violence. Which is good because, well, just look at me...
A big thanks to everyone who supported us. I'll be returning to the states within a week and my schedule will be free, so if anyone wants to slot something in with me... | |
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| Father...Has had a stroke. A lifetime of foie gras and veal will do that to you I guess.
Apparently he's confined to a wheelchair.
That's the first piece of good news. The second is that he's named an heir:
Oddyseus. The dumbest person in the family.
My Our jobs just got a lot easier. | |
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