all the content of this comm is currently being imported to dreamwidth and will be available on chagrinning.dreamwidth.org when the import finishes. we probably should have done this years ago, but I guess livejournal putting sketchy-ass anti-free speech clauses in their user agreement was the final kick in the butt.

side note: I've been using chagrinning only for kpop fic. idk why I drew this distinction, but it just sort of happened. for kpop fic plus other fandom stuff I've written post-2014, my ao3 account is punkassbookjockey. yay! 

hey y'all. it's 2017, the world is ending, everything is terrible, and also I wrote some jongyu porn. if nothing else, we have shinee (holy fuck they've literally outlasted everyone can you believe it)

title: take you out and do you right
author: nautisch
rating: E (for explicit, not everyone lmfao)
pairing: jonghyun/onew
word count: ~5.3k

Jonghyun and Jinki spend two nights together. One ends significantly better than the first.

(link to ao3)

as of today, all of the fics at chagrinning are friendlocked except for one dream high fic.

we're such fandom grandmas that I doubt we're really in danger of getting linked to eatyourkimchi, but I enjoy foiling and mocking anything eatyourkimchi does, ergo, yeah. please don't send our fics to them, they are gross and racist and don't deserve to lay their eyes on anything other than a pile of poop.

please tell me your thoughts! I am always looking to improve.

hi! i don't know if anyone is going to bother reading this, but i'm posting on the off-chance that someone comes here looking for my stuff. i'm moving on to a ~new stage in my life~ soon, and so i'm going to be making all of my posts on this comm private lol members only look at all my lj know-how in the next day or two. this may or may not be permanent, but you can always message me if you want a copy of anything if you cbf to join. all i ask is that you please, please don't spread anything around. it's all locked for a reason, and i would appreciate it if that was respected.

okay thank you!!! especially for all of the love and support and positive comments over the past 3-4 years ♥ i hope this break isn't permanent, but in the meantime, please continue reading nautisch's flawless writing n__n

all three of these are dedicated to this here anon who encouraged me and gave me prompts. ilu :(

contact/hyemi/samdong/g/560w
in new york, samdong keeps in touch.

( samdong spends most of his free time writing.Collapse )

"if you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets."/hyemi/samdong/g/440w
samdong loses his innocence, but only sometimes.

( no korean has made it big in the u.s.Collapse )

of germs and xylophones/hyemi/samdong/g/770w
hyemi and samdong babysit ohhyuk and kyungjin's little girl.

( that IS her happy faceCollapse )

platypus's thread

porcupine's thread

you can only bid until bidding ends in your timezone, which can be found here. the money goes towards a good cause (kitties! puppies! children!) and japan needs any help it can get. :)

my help_japan request thread.

:)

nautical platypus's help_japan thread. I believe bidding is open until march 26th.

this entry has no fic, so sickeningly sweet hoi couple thanks you for your time :D

so since pentatonikk bugged me, have a collection of fake kpop chats! panpipe did this first a while ago with sj-m and some jpop groups, and undamage and I and another friend of ours did it with, well...select kpop otps. we planned on doing a lot more, but it didn't work out. here's a preview, but I'll put the rest under a nice sparkly cut.

and none of these are staged, I swear. we are just this ridiculous on our own.



( in which minho is a hyung slut and other such adventuresCollapse )

so, sorry guys if that was grossly unfunny, but hey, I tried. :Db?