OMG. This story is fucking great.

Here's the deal - this couple owns a vegan restaurant in Memphis.

The other day a diner was eating and their one kid came up to their table completely naked and then showed them their butthole.

At the same time their other child started yodeling at them.

Not shockingly this was not the dinner experience the patron was expecting.

So they went onto a review site and said they didn't appreciate butthole plus yodeling. But, unlike what I would have done, said they'd go back and gave an overall positive review.

In other words they liked the place - but just would prefer not to see a kids butt.

Now most restaurant owners would have said "hey, sorry about my kid's ass."

Not these people who went ballistic about their kids right to put their butthole out to diners, told the person they would not be welcome back in their establishment and ranted and raved about the need of children to just "be who they are."

Now the local Internet has gone insane and is using the hashtag #buttholegate.

About half are IN FAVOR OF THE OWNERS ON THIS while the other half is like KEEP YOUR KIDS ASS AWAY FROM ME WHILE I'M EATING!

This is pure gold.

America's National Icon Of Parenthood - Dina Lohan - has high hopes for her perpetually drug and alcohol soaked daughter Lindsay.

She thinks LiLo should let her millionaire much younger boyfriend knock her up.

Because, clearly, the way to solve your 29 year old daughter's problems with substance abuse and obvious mental health issues is simply for her to have tons of unprotected sex with a 22 year old fuck boy.

But, obviously, Dina simply has Lohan's best interests at heart.

Hasn't she always?

This couldn't possibly be a money grab or anything.

I.  Have. No. Words.

Kansas Court of Appeals splits evenly on a 2015 law that would effectively ban 2nd trimester abortions by D&E. By splitting evenly, the law does not go into effect. Not bets, it'll go on to the Kansas Supreme Court as the forced-birthers push things, but it's at least 7 Kansas judges who think a 159 year old document written by old men might not apply to modern women's medical options.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/01/22/463989675/evenly-divided-kansas-appeals-court-blocks-2015-abortion-law

Woman writes that having a baby made her want to beat her husband to death with a frying pan.

People in the comments section then tell her this is "normal" and not a bad thing.

"So true. Preach"

"I still feel a great deal of contempt for my husband."

"Sill have a low level rage for my husband."

It goes on and on and on!

I'm just so fucking enraged I can't even see straight on this. Putting the link here, there's more links inside it, but the main story is below the cut. While Ms. Jones managed to get the murder charge dropped, she was still charged with drug possession for trying to induce a miscarriage.

This is a charge that could totally screw her over in terms of getting employment, housing, or credit. I have many opinions about the War on Drugs doing this to people, but if you are a woman it clearly shows that your own agency and body doesn't matter if there's a holy FETUS involved.

http://www.alternet.org/gender/war-drugs-has-reached-womb-and-threatens-abortion-rights

What do you bet if this woman had the baby, the same people screaming about "fetal rights" would be the first to tell her to fuck off if she or her children needed aid? I'm not even talking welfare, I'm talking having some paid time off from work to tend to her own or her child's health. Or to have less money put in bombs and more to schools.

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So, a woman decides to decorate her front garden to make it look like there is a rainbow.



The next day, she gets a note telling her to take it down in order to protect the children.



Because, clearly, children can be hurt by multi-colored jars filled with flowers.

So, since the bookshop suggested it to me I spent a few days reading "We Need To Talk About Kevin" by Lionel Shriver, a book that could be considered the Bible of the childfree community. In fact, in the afterword she says that one of the reasons she wrote the book was to explain to her partner why she didn't want kids.  Holy fuck is this a dark book.

I'm posting an LJ Cut to help people avoid spoilers and for people who are sensitive to just how big a piece of shit a boy raised by wolves can become.

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Which amounts to $800,000 donated between 10 charities

It's been put to the members of Reddit to vote which 10 charities receive the money

You already have to be a member of Reddit to vote (it's to cut down on troll voting and people signing up to Reddit just to vote for a charity)


Anyway if you are a member of Reddit here is the page to donate for Planned Parenthood America - http://www.reddit.com/donate?organization=131644147

Sadly the discussion page for Planned Parenthood has been flooded with forced birth trolls - https://www.reddit.com/r/redditdonate/comments/2wcadk/planned_parenthood_federation_of_america/?sort=confidence

http://www.cracked.com/article_21538_5-things-i-learned-as-sex-slave-in-modern-america.html

It shouldn't be this different.