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Z is for Zoo

Rightly, or wrongly, I often compare my classroom to a zoo. A zoo is full of different and unique animals, just like my class is full of different and unique humans.

I know what you’re thinking… “She’s loopy”. Either that or you think I am the worst teacher in the world. But…hear me out. There are so many similarities between wild creatures and children, and passing up an opportunity to make and share the correlation, was just something I could not do.

Ever seen a Kindergartener or Year One student go full toddler-tantrum on you? BOOM. There is your gorilla.

Ever beg a student to hurry up because it takes them ten million years to do anything, including find a pencil or open a page in their book? That is because they are like the land tortoise who moves at less than one mile an hour.

Oh, wait. Did someone in your class open a snack, that looks tastier than the others? No way they’re going to enjoy that little goodie without the 23 other children asking for some! Children have this sloth-like, keen sense of smell and great eyesight.

And, how about those lorys who have no concept of respect for personal space. Just like children, right? As a teacher you are constantly reinforcing the “bubble” and students just can’t seem to not tug, touch, or demand your attention.

You know what other animal children are like? Giraffes — moody and often resist complying with the requests of handlers. Who does this sound like? Who else can be ill-tempered, rebellious and non-compliant? I don’t think I have to tell you who — pretty sure you have that one figured out.

You also can’t forget about how children, typically stink like a warthog (those farts!) and spit like a llama whenever they talk excitedly to you.

Finally, there is one last comparison to be made. However, this one might surprise you. A butterfly. How are butterflies similar to children? Well, just each child, each is different and unique. Each had different mannerisms, Each one takes a different path and flies in their own way. Each butterfly is beautiful and makes us smile. Just like the children in our class.

Just like animals in a zoo, each child needs to be supported, fed (think learning) and cared for in a way that is specific to their needs. It is this aspect, that truly makes being a teacher, simply…a privilege.

P.S. This is my last post for the A-Z Challenge, 2019. Yay! I made it *insert happy dance*

I hope you have enjoyed my posts on the “A-Z of Teaching”…and now, for a well-earned rest!

A-Z Challenge, 30 April 2019 – Z

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Y is for Yard Duty

Nearly all teachers in all schools are required to engage in yard (or playground) duty as a routine component of their day. Some teachers despise having to do this duty whilst others tend to enjoy it.

Love it or loathe it, it is a school requirement for teachers to attend and complete yard duties. Teachers have a responsibility to exhibit duty of care that is, what courts would define as ‘reasonable care’.

In some schools, teachers wander out of the staffroom 5 or 10 minutes late, coffee cup in hand (a risk in itself!) and stand with other teachers, chatting, whilst making the odd cursory glance at the children playing around them. This may occasionally be peppered with a loud call to admonish a child for inappropriate behaviour. This always worries me. Do these staff know it is required of them to be vigilant and approachable whilst on duty? Are they also aware that failure to attend duty on time or provide active supervision is a very real breach of their duty of care?

Luckily, at most schools I’ve worked at, teachers ARE aware and move amongst the children, engaging them in thoughtful ‘out of classroom’ discussions such as, ‘How is your baby brother? I bet you are being a great big sister?’ or ‘What did you and your family do over the weekend?’ This garners much more respect when gently reminding children about suitable play or behaviour. As such, yard duty also becomes FAR more enjoyable because time is take to develop relationships with your students outside of the classroom.

A-Z Challenge, 29 April 2019 – Y

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X is for Xerox

The Xerox copy machine is a teacher’s best friend, and also sworn enemy.

Don’t get me wrong, I am quite capable at using the machine itself. I can do the works – double-sided copies, re-sizing, printing on card, you name it! I’ve even been known to clear a few paper jams in my day.

But when things go wrong, they really go wrong – and always at the worst possible times leaving you high and dry right before a lesson. A seemingly simple job can leave you rocking in the corner after repeated misfeeds, error messages, and of course, that ominous “beep beep beep” that lets you know you’re doing something wrong.

Adding to the ongoing complication that is the Xerox machine are access codes and copy limits, as schools nowadays try to minimise costs and unnecessary copying.

“But wait,” one might ask. “Don’t you work in a school? Why is there a need to lock the copy machines?” I have no idea.

I have never seen anyone make massive amounts of copies for personal use — only copies used for classroom or school activities. Why then, if we need copies to do our jobs, must we jump through the various hoops put in place by random school personnel?

Our jobs are challenging enough without these arcane photocopier rules. Can’t we be treated like the professionals we are?

A-Z Challenge, 27 April 2019 – X

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W is for Writing

When you go through training to become a teacher, often you’re told to ask your students open-ended questions, about their writing. Children’s writing can sometimes be indecipherable until they explain it themselves.

Just like my post “D is for Drawings“, sometimes kids’ writing also warrants a little internal adult chuckle.

Image credits Bored Panda

A-Z Challenge, 26 April 2019 – W

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V is for Versatile

According to data collected by busyteacher.org, the average teacher makes 1,500 decisions per day. To put it into perspective, that’s four decisions per minute!

That may be surprising to some, but in my own experience, many teachers will merely nod their head in agreement with this number. The results aren’t hard to believe when taken into consideration that teachers are expected to be a support system for hundreds of students, manager of the classroom, an educator, a content creator, and so much more.

With so much being demanded of teachers, versatility has become a key job skill. Being able to adapt and change easily from one activity to another, is essential, but more over, it is the teachers’ abiltity to use their skills and strengths for many different purposes that truly demonstrates their versatility.

While it can can excitng to have a career with such variety, it can also be exhausting. Teachers need to ensure they take time for self-care to balance this constant hypervigilence.

Check out this entertaining article by Bored Teachers “If a Teacher’s Day Had a Soundtrack by Queen

A-Z Challenge, 25 April 2019 – V

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U is for Unfazed

One of the funnier challenges educators face is keeping a straight face when a student says something inappropriate. Yep, it’s pretty damn hard having to reprimand them, despite laughing uncontrollably on the inside.

For example:

  • It was the end of the day and a student put on a helmet, to ride home. Another student walked up to him and hit him over the head. When I asked her why she did that she replied, “Because he has a helmet on and can’t feel it”. I had to compose myself before telling her it wasn’t OK to hit anyone, even if they had head protection.
  • A student in my class revealed to me that when he sings the Australian National Anthem at assemblies, he sings “wealth for Doyle” in stead of “wealth for toil” (his surname was Doyle). He told me to stop laughing as I was telling him off and every time we had assembly after that I had to make sure I was standing no where near him. We always exchanged a little look as I knew exactly what he was doing.
  • A boy in my class kindly offered to scrub clean our classroom tables for me before school started. He had not been working long before he stopped, looked at the stubborn, sticky, glue marks, and said, ‘Now, how the f*ck do I get this sh*t off?’

  • On yard duty, a student came up to me and reported that someone had said something bad. So I asked the student what he had said. He shrugged, looked sheepish and stated, ‘I just said cows have big boobies. Well…they do!”
  • During a phonics lesson we were brainstorming words that contain the “f” phoneme (sound) and I was writing them up on the board. Students enthusiastically provided me with farm, phone, frog, flat etc. until one little girl, who never usually contributed, began waving her hand madly to offer up a word. Impressed, I called on her and she said, “F*ck!” Shocked, I replied, “I beg your pardon”. So…she said it again.
  • One morning during writing, a student asked me for help with some spelling. He said the word a number of times, but I still couldn’t work out what the word was. When I asked him to use it in a sentence, he looked at me like I was daft and said, “You know. Smorning. Smorning I got up and came to school.”

Sometimes it’s hard to remain unfazed on the outside!

A-Z Challenge, 24 April 2019 – U

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T is for Teacher Types

One thing is for certain…just as every person is unique, each teacher has their own distinct “style”. Bored Teachers wrote a fabulous article describing 14 different teacher types you’re sure to find in any school. I can say with certainty that this is spot on! The diversity found between teachers is what can make schools the best (and at times, worst!) places to be. You can read the article below.

Fellow educators, what number are you?

14 Types of Teachers You’re Sure to Find in Any School

Me? I’m number 11 – just in case you were wondering!

A-Z Challenge, 23 April 2019 – T

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R is for Reading

Many people make the mistake that letters and sounds are how you teach a child to read. In fact, reading is a complex function that requires a layered approach. Reading is not just decoding words – students need to understand and think about what they are reading.

Here are some hints and tips for helping children learn to read:

  1. Use songs and nursery rhymes to build phonemic awareness
  2. Focus on the sounds letters make rather than the names
  3. Play word games
  4. Understand the core skills that need to be developed:
    – Phonemic awareness (the ability to hear and manipulate the different sounds in words)
    – Phonics (recognising the connection between letters and the sounds they make)
    – Vocabulary (understanding the meaning of words, their definitions, and their context)
    – Reading comprehension (understand the meaning of texts)
    – Fluency (the ability to read aloud with speed, understanding and accuracy)
  5. Read and enjoy texts together
  6. Encourage a broad reading “diet” e.g. genre, non-fiction and fiction etc.
  7. Memorise high-frequency sight words that can’t be decoded easily (e.g. who, was, what)
  8. Use a range of strategies, not just “sounding out” – this doesn’t work for most words! Use this in conjunction with picture clues, initial sounds, “chunks” of the word, reading on, flipping sounds, but most importantly – what makes sense!
  9. Ask questions about the book
  10. Be patient and have fun!

Obviously, there is a lot more to teaching reading than just these 10 steps. My biggest word of advice is to heed the warning about relying on sounding out alone! See the video clip below for a clear example of why…

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A-Z Challenge, 20 April 2019 – R

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Q is for Questions

There’s no such thing as a stupid question… but sometimes I’m not so sure. While questioning is an effective technique for probing deep understanding and clarifying ideas, at times, questioning can make you face palm and reach for a glass of wine.

Here are some fine examples…

1. Does chocolate milk come from a brown cow or a black and white cow?
2. Why is there so many words in this dictionary?
3. Were cubes discovered in Cuba?
4. Are all of the guys at NASA named Houston?
5. Can you see the equator from space?
6. What are those pyramid-shaped things in Egypt called?
7. Is the Earth round like a ball or round like a plate?
8. When the snow melts, where does all the white go?
9. If there’s a speed of light, then what’s the speed of dark?
10. Did I miss anything while I was absent?

Courtesy of Thought Catalog

Then of course, there are the questions we ask ourselves…

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A-Z Challenge, 19 April 2019 – Q

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P is for Prose

There are lots of things teachers can say…and there of lots of things they can’t!

Being “politically correct” and professional with our prose is a must in this career. But that doesn’t mean we don’t say things we would love to in our heads!

Enjoy this little clip that expresses all we cannot say out loud…

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A-Z Challenge, 18 April 2019 – P

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N is for Next

Teaching is a dynamic career – full of surprises and unexpected twists and turns. You never know what is going to happen next.

One thing that changes constantly is how you feel about this. This little video clip below captures perfectly the different phases of teaching, as you move from one state of being to the next.

Thankfully it’s a never-ending cycle and year after year we move in and out of these phases. As I’ve gained more experience I tend to spend most of my time in Phase 1 amd 2 and don’t dwell too long in Phase 6 if I can help it!

Enjoy the clip…

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A-Z Challenge, 16 April 2019 – N

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M is for Misbehaviour

It is difficult for learning to take place in a chaotic environment. It is therefore not surprising that one of the most challenging aspects of teaching is managing student misbehaviour.

Teachers have enormous influence over student behaviour, however, most behaviours are learned and occur for a reason. It is our job to determine those reasons and manage with appropriate strategies.

Prevention is the most effective form of behaviour management. That is, the most efficient way to eliminate misbehaviours is to prevent their occurrence or escalation from the beginning.

We need to ask ourselves, “What is the function of the misbehaviour?” or more simply, “What does the student get from the misbehaviour?” Students’ misbehaviour serves a purpose, otherwise it would not occur. Once the motivation has been determined, appropriate strategies can be applied.

The most important thing is, if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again. Don’t give up if a strategy that worked with one child, fails with another. Behaviour management is 99% about relationships. Spend time building relationships and let students know you care, and want them to be successful.

By Sarah ©2019

A-Z Challenge, 15 April 2019 – M

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K is for Kindergarten

I am a primary trained teacher and over my 20 year teaching career, I have taught every year level…with the exception of Kindergarten.

I have the utmost respect for Kindergarten teachers. They are a special kind of person indeed. After years of watching from the sidelines, I know this is a role I am most definitely not suited for!

Saying some of the things below, are an everyday occurrence…

  • “Stop eating your shoe.”
  • “I don’t care that you are having fun, you are not allowed to poke people with pencils.”
  • “Just because your finger fits in your nose doesn’t mean you should put it there.”
  • “Please don’t staple the tape!”
  • “Why are you rubbing a glue stick on your shoes?”
  • “Don’t lick the keyboard.”
  • “Why did you glue your sandwich to your desk?”
  • And the movie “Kindergarten Cop” is literally a preview of the reality. Bravo to those brave people who tackle the Kindergarten years! I applaud you.
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    A-Z Challenge, 12 April 2019 – K

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    J is for Juggling

    Most teachers feel their juggling skills are worthy of a Barnum and Bailey Circus act. At times it is a struggle to balance life as a teacher – school, home, friends and family.

    For me, the name of the game is prioritising. Teachers must find the balance between what is realistic and what is expected of them. The “to do” list never ends but can be managed, one thing at a time.

    With ever increasing demands placed up on teachers, it’s important to understand we wear many “hats”. The actual teaching aspect sometimes takes second place to the social and emotional needs of the students, or to just manage crowd control on those full moon, or windy days!

    By Sarah ©2019

    A-Z Challenge, 11 April 2019 – J