In light of the ongoing stupidity of election debates, staged so that we can pick the least-worst pudknocker to lead us Continue reading
A Great Debate Question
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Politics, Random with tags awesome, debate, fat bottom girls, freddie mercury, humor, news, politics, question, random on September 17, 2015 by BrainRantsGrab The Moon
Posted in Awesome, Family, History, WPLongform, Writing with tags Apollo 11, astronaut, autograph, awesome, bacon, blog, Buzz Aldrin, history, life, moon, news, WPLongform on September 7, 2015 by BrainRantsThis post will be a lengthy one because I have a lot to recount here about my day, and word count or attention span for this event isn’t a factor. Those are irrelevant by comparison. Continue reading
Cookin’ With Rants: New England Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Family, Food with tags andoullie sausage, awesome, bacon, beer, blog, clams, cooking, life, mussels, New England, recipe, sex on September 4, 2015 by BrainRantsDreams Do Come True
Posted in Awesome, Humor with tags awesome, bacon, beer, big brass balls, blog, Donald Trump douche, humor, life, Marine Corps Ball, Marines, Mila Kunis, news, Ronda Rousey on September 2, 2015 by BrainRantsYou might have seen recent news about something really cool. No, I’m not referring to Trump’s latest stupid verbal fart that notched his dumb ass up a point in polls. I’m talking about Continue reading
Acquiring Stuff
Posted in Awesome, Family, Home, Random with tags awesome, beer, Coors Lite, humor, life, news, porn, refrigerator on August 11, 2015 by BrainRantsI have to introduce you to my latest big success. I found this one day on my walk home from my bus drop-off point. For several weeks, I’d tracked a ‘for sale’ sign in front of a house. Then, the sign disappeared and people showed up. Continue reading
The Sweet Taste of Shit
Posted in Awesome, Home, Humor, Rant with tags birds, Coors Lite, drinking shit, eating shit, lawn care, scatalogical shit, shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit on July 24, 2015 by BrainRantsStand back, because this is the kind of thing that truly – truly – can only happen to me. You actually might want to sit down. Ready? I can wait, because Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 12th Ed.
Posted in Awesome, Fiction, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags blog, flash fiction, Mars, science fiction, terraforming, writing on July 9, 2015 by BrainRantsThe big upside to flash fiction sites is that they allow you to practice writing within a deceptively challenging genre. At first you think, ‘Oh, one-hundred Continue reading
Virginia Is For Ranters
Posted in Army, Awesome, Humor, Rant with tags bacon, blog, D.C., humor, illuminati, life, meat, news, rant, squirrel, traffic, Virginia, WTF on July 7, 2015 by BrainRantsIn case you all out there lost track of time, my relocation from Kansas to Virginia concluded more or less a year ago. For those of you who do live under rocks Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 11th Ed.
Posted in Fiction, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags flash fiction, moon, politics, science fiction, writing on June 18, 2015 by BrainRantsLife gets hectic sometimes, and mine is exactly that right now. My favorite Flash Fiction instigator, Rochelle’s Purple Blog, triggered another round of tiny writing here. On the writing front, I’m cranking away on Continue reading
I Can Die Now
Posted in Awesome, Family, Random, Writing with tags autograph, awesome, Awesome Con, Captain Kirk, convention, DC, holy fuck, Star Trek, Star Wars, Trekkie, Washington, William Shatner on May 30, 2015 by BrainRantsYou need to sit down. Right now. Because this just happened… yesterday… as-of May 29th, late at night, that is. Are you ready? Seriously?
Feast your eyes on these digital tidbits of AwesomeCon that I got to experience here in DC. Mind you, this is after a whole day from 6AM until 5PM of being all I can be in the Army… which is awesome by definition. Awesome if you like being a cube monkey. Continue reading
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