An entire fucking year ago I shat a post about the joys of living in Virginia. Another blogger asked about the state slogan, ‘Virginia is for lovers.’ I say: bullfuckingshit. Lovers might be here, but they’re obviously Continue reading
How To Drive Like A Virginian
Posted in Humor, Rant with tags ass, assholes, beer, douchebag, driving, humor, random, rant, traffic, Virginia on August 11, 2016 by BrainRantsWhere Is Rants?
Posted in Awesome, Family, Fiction, Humor, Random, Rant, Writing with tags ass, bacon, beer, cooking, family, humor, life, news, random, rant, wasps, work, writing on August 8, 2016 by BrainRantsPardon me while I type and eat some Burrito Lasagna, courtesy of my wife, the tiny lady who’s devoting her life to making me epic fat. Because my portion control issue Continue reading
Retardidment: The Job Hunt
Posted in Army, Awesome, Economy, Family, Humor, Rant with tags boobs, job search, midgets, money, rent. worry, resume, stress on January 18, 2016 by BrainRantsHere we go again with the bitter Rantings® of a man forced to stop doing the one job he loved and actually could do without serious consequences. Yeah, that’s me, BrainRants®. I’m tired of linking more than three times to previous posts, so I made a whole new RantsPage® to collect this assemblage of awesomehood. Continue reading
A New Fucking Year
Posted in Army, Economy, Family, Random, Rant with tags 2015, 2016, alcoholism, beer, election, job search, mood disorder, new year, political asshattery, trailer, unemployment on January 1, 2016 by BrainRantsHey… yeah… so check out the new, even-numbered, extra-day-having-in-fucking-February year! I’d make up some cool onomatopoeia Continue reading
Another Bacon Convert
Posted in Awesome, Random with tags awesome, bacon, bacon baby, bacon is fucking awesome, Easton Beach, fuck yeah, YouTube on December 29, 2015 by BrainRantsOkay, so I just found this on the interwebs. I have to say, if they had video cameras around when I was in short pants Continue reading
Retardidment: Time Off And Shit
Posted in Random on December 24, 2015 by BrainRants
I’ve regaled you with stories – to the tune of four up to this point (sorry) – about my process of retirement. It’s been shitty, frustrating, and mainly a waste of time, given how much of this I have to go and do on my own Continue reading
Retardidment: The Medical Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, ass, beer, doctors, humor, obamacare sucks, rant, retirement, semen sample on November 29, 2015 by BrainRantsYes, I’m still alive. Some of you lame songwriter hopefuls might be disappointed in this news, but there you go. I’ve given you two posts Continue reading
Retardidment: The Army Shit
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, beer, equipent, humor, life, news, no fucks given, rant, retirement, substance abuse, WTF on November 13, 2015 by BrainRantsI mentioned here recently that I’m retiring from the military. I promised to write something entertaining about the three big muscle movements involved, and “Army Shit” is the first. Before I dive into that Continue reading
Flash Fiction – 13th Ed.
Posted in Fiction, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags aliens, archeology, flash fiction, science fiction, writing on November 6, 2015 by BrainRantsAll of this get-your-ass-out-of-the-Army business is keeping me quite occupied. It’s almost Continue reading
Retardidment
Posted in Army, Humor, Rant with tags Army, blog, job search, life, neckties, news, rant, retirement, VA, WTF on October 23, 2015 by BrainRantsI’ve obviously not been posting regularly, even on Long Awkward Pause where I collaborate and contribute. I’m just about in hot water with them over that but I think I’m dog paddling very well. Continue reading
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