The last of America’s original seven astronauts, the first American to orbit Earth, and decorated war veteran John Glenn has departed on his final launch. Godspeed, John Glenn.
America needs some new and real heroes
Godspeed
Posted in Awesome, History with tags america, astronaut, awesome, heroes, NASA on December 8, 2016 by BrainRantsAn Entirely New Awesome
Posted in Awesome, Best, Family, History with tags awesome, bacon, beer, blog, Carl Sagan, Cosmos, Geico, life, myawesomefuckingwife, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, news, science, space on October 23, 2016 by BrainRantsI have a lucky streak going, and I know exactly what’s – rather who’s – responsible. Precisely, it is the tiny Continue reading
Respect Has Been Paid
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, having the ass, mushrooms, pissflaps, random, rant, time off, unemployment, wasps, yardwork on October 8, 2016 by BrainRantsYou may have read that I’ve been recently unemployed. No more. Yay. Updates follow, because asshattery has Continue reading
Three Easy Ways To Fix Being Unemployed
Posted in Awesome, Humor, Random, Rant with tags awesome, bacon, blog, EDM, humor, jobless, life, news, porn, random, rant, shut the fuck up, tabasco sauce guy, unemployment on September 30, 2016 by BrainRantsHave you ever been unemployed? No? Yes? Well, for the first time in my life, I am. Interesting shenanigans going on around here in the DC Metro region, I tell you. Before you wet yourself, this Continue reading
Beating The Odds
Posted in Awesome, Food, Humor, Random with tags awesome, bacon, black widow, cow, deer, humor, life, random, survival, wasps, WTF on September 25, 2016 by BrainRantsIf you’ve been reading this blog for a long time and have paid attention, the graphic I found online recently might Continue reading
Random Thought #70
Posted in Humor, Official Random Thought, Random with tags beer, change, predictability, random, random thought on September 15, 2016 by BrainRantsLife has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.
There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there. I need a beer.
Flash Fiction – 14th Ed.
Posted in Awesome, Flash Fiction, Writing with tags awesome, blog, douchebag, flash fiction, garden, rain, writing on September 3, 2016 by BrainRantsIt’s been quite a while since I’ve done any flash fiction. My favorite method is via the sites that have some inspirational or generative photo that triggers a story. Today, this one comes from Sunday Photo Fiction. I’ve followed Continue reading
Clothes, Comfort Optional
Posted in Humor, Random, Rant with tags belts, fuck me, humor, men's clothing, neckties, pants, random, rant on August 30, 2016 by BrainRantsThe more dedicated (or deranged, you pick) of you out there followed along on my retirement from the military about this time last year. This fucktastic process Continue reading
People You Meet On The Bus
Posted in Humor, My Weird Shit, Random, Rant with tags ass, asshattery, assholes, bus, humor, life, metro, random, rant, sweaty, tools, travel on August 26, 2016 by BrainRantsOne of the unalloyed joys of being me is the necessity of using public transportation. Monday through Friday, I haul my carcass Continue reading
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