Random Thought #70
Life has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.
There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there. I need a beer.
Life has taught me that the one thing you can count on to remain unchanging is this: things will change.
There’s some kind of fucked-up metaphysical shit in there. I need a beer.
September 15, 2016 at 21:04
Here is a random thought: Your future self is remembering you as you are right now.
September 16, 2016 at 02:05
😀
September 16, 2016 at 02:39
Yeah, you keep smiling there, Archon… until H.E. goes and CLIMBS UP RIGHT INSIDE YOUR OWN HEAD. End.
September 16, 2016 at 02:59
I was just so pleased to see her out with her little fish pushcart, She’s been somewhat reclusive – and missed. 😦
September 16, 2016 at 09:03
Yay, fish!
September 16, 2016 at 17:03
Aww…thanks, Archon! I’ve been busy being “Queen of the North” at my job because I don’t just sell fish to Marines anymore, now I sell it to the rest of the branches as well. Or rather, I manage those who do.
September 16, 2016 at 20:43
Winter is coming!!
September 16, 2016 at 21:09
Congratulations! I was going to be as impressed as hell, then I remembered who I was talking about. The only thing I’m surprised about is the mere ‘Queen’ title. I was sure you’d have ascended to Empress by now. 😀
September 16, 2016 at 02:37
JESUS FUCKING HELLSPAWN CHRIST… GET OUT OF MY HEAD, WITCH!!
September 16, 2016 at 00:50
Not in math though. A constant is a constant is a constant…if it isn’t a constant, it becomes a variable. Nothing metaphysical in that. If something is changing in your life, I hope it is for the better. If it isn’t, you will make it through. Otherwise, thanks for your random thought.
September 16, 2016 at 02:39
But this has nothing to do with math… or maths, as dillholes say now, these days.
September 16, 2016 at 07:08
True. Life is not math(s)…dillhole I am sometimes…well more than sometime. Oh well. Change always happens in life. You have had plenty of your share. You improvise adapt and overcome.
September 16, 2016 at 09:03
“Bend over and take it,” most of the time.
September 16, 2016 at 09:52
That too…but only most of the time.
September 16, 2016 at 10:01
😐
September 17, 2016 at 21:34
Yeah, speechless. I do that to people. I hope you aren’t taking it up the ass wide and this is truly a random thought.
September 19, 2016 at 19:41
Uhm, no.
September 19, 2016 at 23:00
This is truly a random thought?
September 20, 2016 at 08:31
Of course. Everything in my head is random.
September 16, 2016 at 11:00
I think you need more then a beer mate!
Try something with a higher alcohol % and drowned those feels.
September 16, 2016 at 20:44
Yeah, but when I try that, I can’t do yardwork because tipsy and fally-down and just fucking bloody stupid.
September 17, 2016 at 02:14
That’s the fun of it x xx
September 17, 2016 at 10:31
Hmm.
September 17, 2016 at 10:19
No matter where you go, there you are. -Buckaroo Banzai
September 17, 2016 at 10:31
Awsome quote. One of my favorites.
September 17, 2016 at 21:10
Or, for you more temporally linked folk, “Today is only yesterday’s tomorrow”. Or as my avatar on a warship discussion board says, “Don’t worry about the world ending today – it’s already tomorrow in Australia”. So I guess that makes today’s thoughts yesterday’s news in Oz?
And if you prefer chatting about constants, remember that their are only two constants in the universe – Planck’s, and Peter’s Principle.
What was that popping noise? Did I just give you a little brainstrain? 😀
September 17, 2016 at 21:31
Not at all. I did have to look up Plank’s. Fascinating but not brain popping. Peter’s Principle is something that I’ve heard about. Hiring managers in my world try not to do that anymore…or at least the ones who claim to be innovative.
September 17, 2016 at 21:55
I was actually hoping to brainstrain the Rants man. Glad I didn’t cause any collateral damage.
I envy your world. The last few years I worked, my company was bought twice, the second time by Citi. They had managers working in I/T who didn’t know how to use PCs. Yes, that’s actually true. And I was programming on a mainframe – lotsa luck finding a Citi manager who understood THAT kinda old iron!
September 17, 2016 at 22:10
That is deflating and not surprising. I dabble in a lot of things, including coding. A current project has me testing an end user tool. I am suggesting that the coder insert code for the end state. It doesn’t make sense. I should just punt it and ask why doesn’t this work?
Okay. Idk if you stumped the Brainman but it was nice talking to you. You always have something interesting to say.
September 18, 2016 at 01:28
Aw, shucks, now ya got me all blushing and everything! (Which is actually good – I’ve been hibernating from the heat so long, I was starting to turn translucent! 😀 )
September 18, 2016 at 07:33
No strain here, see comment regarding hydrogen. And yeah, I know how you feel. I’m helping build Skynet, in essence, yet am the only person apparently who sees the whole picture.
September 18, 2016 at 07:31
I work with post-Peter people…
September 18, 2016 at 07:31
I thought the two were hydrogen and stupidity.
September 18, 2016 at 14:53
A slight correction for you – Planck and Peter are constants, hydrogen and stupidity are found throughout the universe. Hydrogen can be changed into other elements (i.e., fusion bombs and stars), and stupidity …. well, that’s more of a factor of scale. I’d refer you to politics for an example – ours, Brits with Brexit, Hungary going neo-Nazi with Austria hot on their heels, etc;, etc., etc…..
September 18, 2016 at 19:56
Hilary, Donald. That bullshit.
September 19, 2016 at 14:35
Oh, not just here in the US, my friend. Do you know what the #1 Google search was on the day after the Brits voted for Brexit? “What is the EU?” Yep, they voted themselves out of something most people didn’t even know anything about! Meanwhile, both Germany and Austria are electing far-right parties that would make Uncle Adolf feel right at home. I won’t even mention that the guy who took over for the impeached Brazilian PM is himself up on charges of corruption, as are the #2 and #3 guys. And so on, and so on…..
September 19, 2016 at 19:43
And don’t forget, all the Baldwins are still being paid to attempt acting.
September 19, 2016 at 23:32
You know what’s worse than that? Kylie Jenner, famous for being famous, is trying to copyright the word “Kylie” for products she wants to shill. One problem – a very talented singer and actress named Kylie Minogue is already using Kylie. Jenner’s reaction? “Nobody knows who she is in the US. She’s just some Australian act.”
Do you still have friends in Army aviation? I think I need an AH-64 strike on the whole Kardashian/Jenner clan.
September 20, 2016 at 08:31
Napalm strikes would be a good fix.
September 19, 2016 at 22:58
So scary. The day after exit won, people were wanting “do overs”. They didnt even know what they were for.
September 19, 2016 at 23:37
Yep, it’s remarkable what a mass of ignorant people led by a couple gasbags (Farage and Boris “I got my hair from Trump” Johnson) can do to screw up a country. I’m waiting for the mass of international banks to decide London is no longer a viable HQ city. Then maybe I can pick up a small house over there – like Buckingham Palace or The Gherkin. 😀
September 19, 2016 at 18:38
Did the beer help untangle it?
September 19, 2016 at 19:44
Definitely!
September 21, 2016 at 16:54
The only order is chaos. That’s why man invented beer. Cheers, indeed
September 21, 2016 at 19:45
I’m concurring like a motherfucking doctor.