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Malta – A Fantasy Historical Flight

“Odyssey is an industry-first initiative that seamlessly integrates immersive storytelling and informative scene-setting shows with a historical, story-driven flying theatre ride. Get ready to step into a world where history comes alive”

Our plan was to walk north along the coast to the nearby village of St Julian’s and depending upon the weather maybe  even further, if things turned out badly then we could always get a bus back to Sliema.

For the time being at any rate the weather this morning was fabulous.

I don’t know this for sure of course but I imagine that the east coast of Malta used to be a string of villages with green space between them but rapid commercial and tourist development has morphed them into one long homogeneous strip of continuous concrete, high rise and tarmac.

I admit that I have a tendency to lament the passing of time, to be gloomy about the passing of the past.  The loss of heritage.  On this walk I found myself weighed down by nostalgia and despondency in equal measures. Maybe I should try harder to welcome the change, embrace the present and look forward to the future.  I should use full beam going forward rather than looking in the rear view mirror. I need to add a dash of hope to my cocktail.  The historian in me makes this difficult.

St Julian’s in the 1960s…

… and almost all of this gone, swept away in a frenzy of hasty development and here in the east much of the previous charm of Malta has been hollowed out and now there is high rise where once there were traditional homes, Starbucks where there were corner bars, McDonalds where there were tavernas.  Malta has the fastest growing economy in Europe and it shows and there is a swift, maybe reckless transition from the old to the new and the development demonstrates impatient haste.

This what St Julian’s looks like now from the roof terrace of the tallest building (for now at least) in Malta…

So today we were visiting a new visitor attraction called ‘The Odyssey’.  There are a number of these audio-visual shows in Malta and this is the newest.  Last year we went to something similar in the Bastion fort in Valletta which raced through history and concentrated on the WW2 siege of Malta.  It was very good.

So, we booked on line and got a late morning slot.  I really don’t like that booking online business and being tied down to a time slot, it takes all of the spontaneity out of visiting and travelling always having to have one eye on the time.  It strips out the casual and and the impromptu and replaces it with timetables and an alarm.  And you no longer get proper tickets just an email confirmation and a QR code.

I know, I know…

Anyway, it was rather good, a few light shows, some films and some animations and then we were strapped into our seats for our flight over Malta.

I wasn’t exactly sure why it was called ”Odyssey” but it turned out to have a connection with Homer’s epic poem ‘The Odyssey“.  Now after the hero Odysseus had fooled the Trojans with his wooden horse prank and the war was over he set off home for the island of Ithaca, a couple of hundred miles away at most near the island of Kefalonia. but he managed to find himself over seven hundred miles away in Malta.  That was either one hell of a storm or navigational aids weren’t especially reliable two thousand years ago.

So, what is the Malta connection you might well ask?  Well, it took Odysseus ten years to make the journey home but seven of them he spent in Calypso’s Cave on nearby island of Gozo, lured there and kept prisoner there by the nymph Calypso.

A nymph (or nymphomaniac) is by the way is (according to Wiki) a woman with an excessively strong, uncontrollable sexual desire also known as hypersexuality or sex addiction.

I wonder why he stayed for seven years?

It was a good experience, well worth the entrance fee even though the final ten minutes was obviously sponsored by the Malta Tourist Board but it finished with an express lift ride to the thirty-fourth floor and a panoramic view of the entire island.

Nothing left to do now except walk back to Sliema, stopping now and again to sit in the December sunshine, lament a little  and reminisce a lot as we told each other about travels past.

Later we choose a different restaurant quite close to where we were staying, it was good and we agreed that we might return tomorrow.  We are like that, if we find somewhere we like we will go back, no point taking unnecessary gastro risks.

 

 

Malta – A Missing Restaurant

We stayed in Sliema the previous year and found this wonderful Maltese restaurant up a side street – very traditional and we dined there every evening because once we find somewhere we like and the food is good it seems pointless to waste time looking elsewhere.

After we had settled in and approved the accommodation and I had been to nearby Lidl for essential  shopping…

… we set out to go there again.  But, do you think we could find it, we (I) had collective brain fade, we were certain that we were on the right street but there was no sign of it  whatsoever.  It was all my fault of course.

So we followed Google maps which took us to a bistro of the same name but we didn’t believe it so we walked some more, asked Google  maps again and it took us to the same place again and we still didn’t believe it so we walked some more.

I Googled again and as I scrolled down chanced upon an article from earlier in the year in the local news which said that our bistro had closed down and had relocated to exactly where Google maps had directed us.  Turned out that Google maps was right all along.  What a bloody clever dick site it is.

Once inside and reconciled to our (my) mistake we placed our order.  Kim had a sticky chicken salad and I had rabbit pasta.  I was determined to have rabbit something.  We used to eat rabbit when I was a boy but it it is difficult to find and buy these days in the UK,  they eat a lot of rabbit in Malta so I was eager to try some.

I don’t know why we don’t eat rabbit, it is so tasty, I guess it is the same reason that we don’t eat horse, it just doesn’t seem right to eat a pet.  The French wouldn’t understand that of course.

When it arrived it was delicious but way more than I could possibly eat and when I get a plate of food like that I lose my appetite straight away, I know that I cannot possibly eat it all, feel guilty and eat too quickly to get through the food.

I have to say that it was absolutely delicious, really.really delicious but also very rich and I only managed about a third of it and had to explain and apologise profusely for sending so much of it back uneaten.  Kim managed most of her large portion chicken salad but only just.

Meal over, apologies accepted, sweet rejected, we left and stumbled our way back to the excellent apartment.

The next day we planned to walk around the harbour to the city of Valletta…

Read the full story Here…

So, if you got Sliema in Malta I recommend this bistro…

 

Malta – A return to Valletta

After a wild weather night and a massive thunderstorm in the early hours we woke to wet streets, scudding clouds riding a strong wind and squally showers so abandoned our walking plans and made a second visit of the week to Valletta.

We waited in a long line at the bus stop but luckily most people were going to nearby Bujibba on a different route so when the bus we wanted pulled in to pick up there were still some spare seats.  This didn’t last long and after a few more stops it was packed tight like sardines in a can.  A very warm can!

It wasn’t very far but Malta has one of the highest ratios of car ownership to population so the roads were congested and the nearer we got to the city the slower the journey became until the bus finally crawled into the bus terminus close to the old medieval walls.  The terminus is like a giant roundabout and was clogged with coaches all belching fumes and impatiently trying to get in and out.

Read the full story Here…

 

 

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Thursday Doors – More from Marsaxlokk in Malta

Entrance Tickets, The Red Tower at Mellieha, Malta

The Red Tower, or to give it its proper name St Agatha’s Tower, is a large imposing watchtower in Mellieħa,  the sixth and most important of a coastal defence system of fortifications and small castles built by the Knights of St John during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.

St. Agatha’s Tower turns out to be the last large bastioned tower to be built in Malta to provide early warning of attack and to alert the defence of the city of Valletta twenty miles or so to the south..

Read the full story Here…

Malta – Sliema to Marsaxlokk

This morning we left our temporary home in Sliema, it had been a nice apartment and I scored it a nine out of ten on the guest feedback form.  Kim said that that was one too generous but that’s the kind of guy I am, always looking for the positives.

We made our way to a nearby bus stop to take a journey to the port village of Marsaxlokk (a bit of a mouthful that one, it took me a while to master it, it is pronounced Marsa slock).  X features prominently in the Maltese language and usually quite surprisingly; a couple of days later there was a girl at the supermarket check-out with the name badge Xantia, I asked how to pronounce it and she told me that it was Chantia.  How charming. In Malta the X it seems is always pronounced softly.

The ride to Marsaxlokk required a change of bus in the capital Valletta and I was glad of that because the first one was badly crowded as it picked up passengers at every stop and began to swell like a rolling snowball and I had to stand the whole way but the second leg was far more comfortable.  Kim fell asleep of course, Kim always falls asleep on buses and trains.

Even though it took almost three times as long it was worth taking the bus because it was only a third of the price of a taxi.

Marsaxlokk features in all holiday brochures as the go to place for a scenic experience with fishing boats jostling for space from one side to the other of the crowded harbour.

Maltese fishing boats are called Luzzu and are are brightly painted in shades of yellow, red, green and blue and the bow is normally pointed with a pair of eyes.

The eye is believed to protect the fishermen from any harm when they are at sea. On either side of the prow will be the carved and painted eye of Osiris, the Phoenician god of protection against evil – an example of ancient myth spilling over into modern times.

As the bus approached the village I expected to be dazzled by the view and it was indeed very picturesque so long as you were wearing blinkers because what I didn’t expect was the industrial development on either side of the bay. To the west a massive port facility, the largest free port in the Mediterranean, the second largest in Europe after Rotterdam and to the east a gas powered electric generating plant and liquid gas storage bunkers.  A bit of an eyesore really and all skilfully airbrushed out of the holiday brochure pictures.

Anyway, it didn’t really matter just so long as you remain focused on the nearby harbour with its flotilla of lazy luzzo inviting snapshots and admiration.

So, the bus set us down and we located our accommodation (excellent by the way) and we made our way to the harbour.

Set on an inlet on the northern side of Marsaxlokk Bay this rather traditional village is a treasure trove of traditional character, colourful ambience and old world charm. The bay was alive with all shapes and sizes of fishing boats and the promenade was swarming with fishermen, some unloading fish, some selling, some buying, some working on boats and some sitting on fish boxes mending their nets, some just doing not very much at all as far as I could make out.  It was a pleasure to sit in a bar and linger a while and just gaze but being careful not to look at the power station or the industrial port.

A walk along the harbour was rather breezy, a stiff wind skipping over the water.  We were looking for a restaurant for later but most places said that they would be closing early on account of the weather and wanted us to eat straight away but that didn’t suit us so we moved on.

As it turned out the apartment was so good and there was a shop close by so we were not inclined to go out again later. We bought supplies and catered for ourselves.

We only walked four miles today because we had spent a lot of time on the buses.

An interesting fact to round off this particular post…

The Malta Summit was a meeting between United States President George Bush and Soviet General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev in  early December 1989 and was held in Valletta, Malta,  just a few weeks after the fall of the Berlin Wall. To the relief of the World at that meeting the World two big-wigs declared the end of the Cold War.  What a crying shame that in 2025 we are burdened with two obnoxious criminals as masters of the World, Trump and Putin.  Where is James Bond when you need him?

Malta – Back to the Future

The weather this morning was verging on disappointing.  An early blue sky and sunshine on the terrace was quickly replaced by grey clouds and the threat of a shower or two, or three.  Thankfully after breakfast a keen wind quickly moved the clouds across the sky at skidding speed and the rain showers passed swiftly by.

Our plan was to walk north along the coast to the nearby village of St Julian’s and depending upon the weather maybe  even further, if things turned out badly then we could always get a bus back to Sliema.

I don.t know this for sure but the east coast of Malta used to be a string of villages with green space between them but rapid commercial and tourist development has morphed them into one long homogeneous strip of continuous concrete and tarmac.

I admit that I have a tendency to lament the passing of time, to be gloomy about the loss of the past.  The loss of heritage.  On this walk I found myself weighed down by nostalgia and despondency in equal measures. Maybe I should try harder to welcome the change, embrace the present and look forward to the future.  I should use full beam going forward rather than the rear view mirror. I need to add a dash of hope to my cocktail.  The historian in me makes this difficult.

St Julian’s in the 1960s…

… and almost all of this gone, swept away in a frenzy of hasty development and here in the east much of the previous charm of Malta has been hollowed out and now there is high rise where once there were traditional homes, Starbucks where there were corner bars, McDonalds where there were tavernas.  Malta has the fastest growing economy in Europe and it shows and there is a swift, maybe reckless transition from the old to the new and the development demonstrates impatient haste.

This what St Julian’s looks like now…

We persevered with our walk and thought that we might make the next stage down to St George’s but the route was rather depressing along a road of cheap tourist shops and uninviting cafés and bars, it was starting to rain, Kim was suffering with the beginnings of a cold so we agreed to turn around and go back to Sliema.

Kim suggested catching a bus, we found the stop but there was no one there waiting and no sign of a bus so I alternatively suggested walking to the next stop.

This is a cunning diversionary tactic that I picked up from my Dad about sixty years ago.  Every other week we go to watch a Leicester City football match at Filbert Street.  I can recall quite clearly going to the matches in my blue and white hand knitted scarf and bobble hat because this always involved a long walk of about three miles there and three miles back. 

Dad used to leave his car at my grandparents house and very nearby there was a convenient  bus stop with a direct service into the city which passed close by the football ground but he rather cunningly always started out for the match at a time that was certain not to coincide with the timetable.  I never caught on to this little trick at the time of course and he had a very brisk walking pace that required me to run along side him just to keep up as he strode out ahead and always enquiring “where’s the bus? where’s the bus?”  I swear that he had eyes in the back of his head or rear view mirrors because if there was ever a danger of one turning up Dad would use the diversionary tactic of stopping to tighten his shoe laces or check for his wallet or something similar to ensure that we missed it. 

It turns out that dad just didn’t like paying bus fares which he considered to be an unnecessary expense.

This was a Leicester City 1960’s bus, a rather curious custard colour…

This is a Malta bus from my visit in 1994, a very vivid custard colour…

Read my post about Malta buses here…

Anyway, the weather improved, the clouds scattered and blue skies returned and by my devious planning finding ourselves forever stranded between stops  we missed every bus that passed and walked all the way and then found a bar for a well earned sojourn.

If I had pulled a fast one on the bus trick, Kim got her own back in the afternoon in spectacular fashion. As the weather improved and medication kicked in we walked in the opposite direction in what I thought was a way around the headland and back to the port but our way was barred by a shopping centre, a four story pit of retail hell which had to be negotiated before we could return to some sort of  sanity.

Once through it and into the welcome open air it started to rain again so we beat a hasty retreat back to our apartment,  I had a lie down.  Later we dined in the same restaurant for the fourth successive evening.  Once we have found somewhere we like we agree that it is not worth chancing anywhere else which may disappoint.

Our last night in Sliema, the next day we would be moving on to the fishing port of Marsaxlokk in the south of the island.

Something Fishy in Malta

A random collection of images captured during my Travels in Malta.

 

Malta – A Stroll from Sliema to Valletta

Valletta equals in its noble architecture, if it does not excel, any capital in Europe. The city is one of the most beautiful, for its architecture and the splendour of its streets that I know: something between Venice and Cadiz.”  – Benjamin Disraeli

We have been to Malta several times, we like it but we have always stayed in a favourite hotel in the north of the country at the town of Mellihea but that hotel has been sold and demolished and the site is being redeveloped so this time we went south and stayed first of all  in Sliema just across the Grand Harbour and the capital city of Valletta (the smallest capital in the European Union by the way).
On the first morning the weather looked disappointingly unreliable so after breakfast we made our way from the apartment and to the waterfront, where it started to rain and so we sheltered. had a drink and pondered what to do.

 

As we pondered the sky cleared, the clouds scattered and the sun made an appearance so we decided to walk around the harbour to Valletta, it didn’t look so very far away and so we set off.  It turned out to be quite a bit further than we anticipated because what we failed to take into account is that the Grand Harbour has a lot of creeks and bays and each one has to be walked around rather than over (no bridges).

It was an interesting walk along traditional harbour front properties mostly now abandoned and falling into disrepair and waiting for redevelopment into luxury harbour side apartments which is rather a shame watching the past slip away but then again people want improvement, they want swanky modern apartments rather than the one hundred year old dinosaur buildings and who can really blame them.  Heritage matters but not when land values are soaring and land is at a premium in Malta.

Eventually we arrived in the city.  Valletta was built by the Knights of St John who were granted the island in 1530, seven years after being expelled from Rhodes by the Ottoman Turks.  Trouble with Turks however continued to follow the Knights and in 1565 the Ottomans laid siege to their new home on Malta with the intention of establishing a base from where they could conveniently advance into Europe.  But as in Rhodes and at Bodrum the Knights proved a tough nut to crack and the Great Siege of Malta which lasted from May until September ended with the defeat and retreat of the Turkish army.

The rest of Europe was so grateful for this stoic resistance that it began to provide funding for the Grand Master of the Order, Jean Parisot de Valette, to plan and construct a new fortified city that was to be called Valletta in his memory.

This is he…

Although it was designed principally as a fortress city with great battlements and armed bastions the architects also paid attention to good design and within the walls they built a Baroque style city with churches, palaces and fine mansions, laid down gardens and designed grand plazas at the intersections of the grid pattern of the streets.  Disraeli called it “a city built by gentlemen for gentlemen”.  Sadly much of medieval Malta was destroyed in the bombing raids of the Second-World-War and although it took a long time to recover it was named the European Capital of Culture for 2018.

We walked through the city main gate which isn’t a gate anymore, just a modern interpretation of what a gate might have looked like.  Not at all like a gate in my estimation. And then down Republic Street which undulates like a giant roller coaster and is flanked on either side by expensive shops and boutiques.  This is probably on account of the fact that the ugly cruise ships stop here now and all of the passengers are regularly emptied onto the quay side to go shopping and marauding through the main streets.

It was almost ten years since our first visit to Valletta and on that occasion the fort was closed for restoration but it was open today so we purchased tickets (seniors rate)  and explored inside.  The fort has defended the Grand Harbour for almost six hundred years and was well worth the visit but the best part was the audio/visual display of the history of Malta.  Well worth the entrance fee.

Leaving the fort we now had to run the gauntlet of the pushy drivers waiting to ambush people with their flotilla of horse drawn carriages called Karrozzins, they look seductive but they are terribly expensive.  They are equine taxis and I never trust a taxi driver.

So we said no thank you several times and set about walking around the waterside edge of the Grand Harbour accompanied for a while by an elderly man, an ex British serviceman who had been stationed in Malta at the end of the war and was struggling to be able to find his bearings through a faded memory.

Not surprising really.  It is said that Malta was the most bombed place in Europe with relentless air raids every day for over two years.  This naturally destroyed Valletta and other parts of the island so most of what we see now has been reconstructed since 1945.  

We could have walked back but it was a long way so we elected instead to take the Sliema ferry which only took ten minutes.  By the time we walked back to the apartment, changed and returned to the town centre for evening meal (and back) we had walked fourteen miles in total.

February 10th – The Feast of St Paul’s Shipwreck

Malta is the most religious country in Europe…

…it has more religious public holidays than any other in Europe and 10th February is especially important because this is the The Feast of St Paul’s Shipwreck which was bad luck for Paul but good fortune for Malta because it brought Paul to the island in the year 60AD and he then went promptly about converting the island to Christianity.

Read the full story Here…