THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

ZZ9, it says, is cool, really cool. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-boggingly cool it is. I mean, you may think you look cool in your peril-sensitive sunglasses, but that’s just peanuts to ZZ9. Listen!

And so on.

After a while, the style settles down a bit and it starts telling you things you actually need to know, like:

• ZZ9 organises gatherings so members can experience fun, adventure and really wild things! Although, to be frank, there is rather a lot of general socialising and attending events.
• ZZ9 produces a quarterly magazine called Mostly Harmless.
• ZZ9 sells really cool stuff, such as the famous Beeblebears – modelled after the hoopy President of the Galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox – which have all the cuddliness of traditional teddy bears, but with two heads and three arms.
• ZZ9 loves The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in all its forms*, but also celebrates the works of Douglas Adams in general, including Dirk Gently et al.

* There is, however, some debate about the movie.