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me espresso
@zingingcutie22
i don’t know if i’m coming across but i’m really trying
seattle
Born October 17
Joined March 2009
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    don’t forget about lemon piglet for the new year!
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    happy anniversary to the best meme of this decade
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    Replying to @zingingcutie22
    drum roll please..............the lemon piglet family is here
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    this tweet permanently changed my brain chemistry
    When Charlie Puth wants lunch, he tells his driver, "I’m hungies!” gum.to/7z5Uie
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    grimes and elon musk are dating because she knows he’s her only hope of getting back to her home planet
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    this mf paid to promote this tweet
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    Replying to @zingingcutie22
    ANTONIN SCALIA RETIRE BITCH - god on february 13, 2016
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    it’s my coworker’s last open bc she’s going back to her old job and i was joking with her like “are they as nice as us?” and she was like “not very many people here are nice. i wouldn’t describe you as nice. there are a lot of words to describe you but nice isn’t one of them” 💀