my body is NOT a temple it’s a CLOWN CAR and no one in this bitch knows HOW TO DRIVE
shelley jewvall
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shelley jewvall
@ziggyhaim
manic pixie dream girl in the streets, middle aged pennsylvania jew everywhere else.
- did not realize i had to confirm but this is an anti-nazi shirt. i apologize if you got the impression it was somehow supportive of hitler. fuck nazi scum. kill nazi scum.
- whoever thought of jumpscaring kota ibushi with an aja kong match is probably so fun to hang out with
- man baby driver is such a good movie.... just the way that.... *clenches fists* that baby drives...
- mox dressed the exact way i dress going to taco bell at 11pm during a depressive episode
- Replying to @Caitlyn_Jennerwhat about that time you erased a woman with your car?
- welcome to watchmojo today we’re counting down the top 10 funniest times people dunked viciously on disco inferno
- when i was still training i was 100% groomed and sent unwanted photos by dave crist but any time i spoke about it i felt like i didn’t have a voice because i was a 20 year old trainee or was laughed at because ‘hE sHoWs EvErYoNe HiS dIcK’.
- every dude on social media that complains “girls can post thirst traps and slutty photos why can’t i???!!!!” makes me want to scream you actually can you set up that construct for yourself you absolute scrublord HA
- i will be pulling out of the bookings i have and in the next few days i will reach out to all of you that have given me that shot. i’m very happy. i’m at peace. please allow me to go ghost from twitter for a day or two; i am learning how to touch grass finally. love you. ❤️
- why would you do this to me
- to understand me is to understand these words by katya
00:00 - don’t you dare come for crying about pro wrestling i am best known for ugly crying about pro wrestling
