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Ized… | Growth | Data | Magic
@zegbua
Growth King, Storyteller, Founder @Zediinc @_sendmercury @HireFoster, Convener @DigiClanAfrica, Ex @CNNAfrica. Don't Litter #JustBinIt #ArsenalFC #Outlaws
- Of all the things I have learnt on Twitter, this has got to be the most important one. Buy economy, upgrade to Business Class at the airport just before boarding closes. 😁😁 Can’t remember who I picked it up from but God bless you!
00:00 - My biggest flex is I can close my eyes & sleep in 3 minutes (most likely less), no insomnia, no lack of sleep, no overthinking, nothing, I want to sleep, I sleep.
- I talked to someone who started dating his girlfriend because she covered his food at a wedding event, he was a groom’s man & he was eating then got called, when he got back to the table, the lady had covered his food. And that was it, the only inspiration he needed.I cornered a couple of male friends to actually tell me the reason and circumstances that led to their cohabitation or marriage. I discovered men marry for the most ‘stupid’ but important reasons. Here are some.
- Overwhelming desire to say this: There is nothing God cannot do. Absolutely nothing.
- My mother warned me about Kingsized beds when married. She said “when you fight, you’ll both sleep at different edges & not settle, but if the bed is smaller, you can sleep naked & “set yansh,” guaranteed to settle any dispute in 15 mins & get what you want.” A wise Benin womanthis is how big I want my bed to be.
- The new design intern came into my office yesterday to ask if there was an opening for an additional intern - his friend. I told him we don’t really take Secondary school graduate interns, The only reason we took him is because his mum put in a good word. He looked at me weird
- Random how social media saved my life moment. In 2017, I did a post on Facebook about craving ice-cubes. Someone said it was a symptom of anaemia. I went to check it out, my PCV was so low, I had to be treated.
- Chinua Achebe put it this way: Those whose palm kernels were cracked for them by a benevolent spirit should not forget to be humble.When life favors you, never think that others are lazy, dumb, or incompetent.
- Yesterday, I had 3 meetings, went for counseling, shopped for clothes, Fixed my hair, spoke at a webinar in the middle of a photoshoot. Today, I got married, went to the office, closed an 80+m deal, then sipped & painted & went for my wedding dinner. Yes, happy BIWD to me! 🤩😁
- Hello Spar, I hope they didn’t take all the trash bags? A group of us want to come and help clean up tomorrow Saturday morning as soon as the curfew is lifted. Thank you for standing by us ;) and for understanding. Guys, if you can, let’s meet at Spar tomorrow and help clean.Replying to @SPARNigeriaRebuilding a supermarket is hard. Rebuilding a nation is even harder. We stand with you Nigeria. Stay focused. Be the solution. #sparnigeria #staystrong #sparstrong
- It was 2009/10, I was a few days away from being homeless. I needed 800k to complete my Abuja rent, pitch court estate, jabi- airport road, I was working on something. If it panned out, my rent would be paid, I’d have extras for Faaji. Everything was set in motion & I prayed
- DonJazzy dey pick his own calls. Davido dey pick his own calls. You blow small blow now, hit 100k followers, sign your first ambassador deal, you give your number to manager, call e no pick, text/email e no reply. You go find us for front. That one na sure banker.
- I keep thinking about the guy who left his phone at home, strolled to buy Noodles at the Mallam down the street and was arrested. For 2 months? Or more actually, his family searched for him, finally got word home, they found him in the police cell.
