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zander
@zandirts
bored outta my mind
san francisco
instagram.com/zandirt
Born June 7
Joined September 2019
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    zander
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    Apr 6, 2021
    my beautiful great great grandma celebrating her quinceañera in mexico
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    zander
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    Oct 4, 2019
    mom: put that nintendo DS down now you’re at the dinner table 7 year old me playing cooking mama:
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    zander
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    Oct 11, 2019
    spiders watching humans put webs all over their house during halloween
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    Sep 26, 2019
    me coming back to twitter after studying for 3 minutes
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    Oct 9, 2019
    Her: babeee why won’t you answer me? Him: i’m with the boys Her: the boys gonna suck yo dick as good as me? 😏 The boys:
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    zander
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    Aug 4, 2020
    Me choking on my own saliva for no reason in my room
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    zander
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    Sep 30, 2019
    me calling my best friends to let them know i did the exact opposite of the advice they gave me
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    zander
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    Oct 17, 2019
    There are really human beings walking this earth that prefer room temperature over ice cold water
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    zander
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    Jan 12, 2020
    If this isn’t how you and your bestfriend describe each other, you ain’t best friends
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    zander
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    Nov 4, 2019
    my notes app be like: Future baby names Grocery list Social Media Passwords Tweets to post FAFSA ID Instagram captions Random food order
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    zander
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    Nov 12, 2019
    when you’re giving hints about being lonely and the wrong person texts you
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    zander
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    Jan 11, 2020
    she really went to starbucks and asked for a milkshake karen please 😭
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    zander
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    Nov 11, 2019
    12 year old me after putting me and my crushes name into a love calculator and figuring out we’re only 16% compatible
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    zander
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    Oct 1, 2019
    When they said getting a degree would open doors for you
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