I saw the true origin of woke in the gutter. I picked it up with my pen.
In the first—and only!—guest post to ever appear on Gray Mirror, I timidly begin to hawk my wares in the marketplace of ideas.
Thinking about that time Anonymous hacked Assad's emails and it was literally just him and his wife flirting, at one point a girl sent a sexy pic to Assad begging, which he ignored and moved to trash. He also emailed the song "God Gave Me You" by Blake Shelton to his wife.