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Zach Hazard 🪨
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Zach Hazard 🪨
@zach_hazard
International Internet Funnyman. US Army Veteran (91F, GWOT 04-09).
- Every OSHA regulation is written in blood. Only an absolute moron would try to abolish OSHA.BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."
- You’d think if you had body cam footage of someone murdering a US service member in their own home it’d be an open and shut case, but I guess fucking not.BREAKING: Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office releases bodycam footage of one of its officers shooting and killing U.S. Air Force Senior Airman Roger Fortson. Police had responded to a "disturbance" call and knocked on the wrong door. According to Fortson's girlfriend who was on a
00:00 - I think I’ve watched this video like 200 times and I laugh every single time
00:00 - *Crab swims up* *Steals one of your 600 views* *Swims away*
- Replying to @DocStrangelove2I wouldn’t get a brain implant from the guy that had to be told multiple times why the wiper blades couldn’t be replaced with lasers.
- Did you know that in Battlefield 6 if you see the revive icon above someone, you can revive them even if you’re not a Support class? BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOBODY ON MY TEAM IS AWARE OF THIS.
- I hate that GameStop made a tweet that reminded me of how things used to be better."What's this?" "Your game sir." "No that can't be right I haven't downloaded it yet." "You just put the disc in and your console will run it whenever you like."
- Two Gulf Wars.
You diehard Glock and SIG nerds are sleeping on some way better pistolas-- - I changed my mind, I like the DP-12 now.
Ewww. They’re adding the DP-12 shotgun. Now the game is literally unplayable. - Bitches go crazy when I pull up in my dirigible.
- He already has an origin story. He’s the mascot for Vault-Tech.The Vault Boy imagery will get an origin story in the ‘FALLOUT’ series. (Source: vntyfr.com/xseOIsA)
- The guy who invented the first silencer was the son of the guy who invented the machine gun, Hiram Maxim.Gun Autism 5 ft. @zach_hazard
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