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frog "Philip K. Dickgirl" kosaric
@yurirando
We have fun here, don't we?
frog K fka paris green / enmity ironside
icon by @maximumgraves
omnigender dirty bird, she/her
sad/nude locked @nosoucci
when they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashesAfter 50 years, Guitar Center finally makes the correct decision to stop using a guitar as a 'G' in their logo. Why it took that long is still anyone's guess.
- in case you didn't see folding ideas's youtube video / don't have two hours of youtube in you, one of his contentions is that crypto whales literally cannot cash out unless enormous liquidity is injected into the market by newly bought-in suckersjust figured out why celebs the rich and the media have been psychotically pushing average people to buy nfts lately
- AUTISTIC CHILD: I like slugs. Slugs are slimy :) AUTISM MOTHER ON TWITTER: None of you activist freaks understand my struggle. I have injected my beautiful autistic son with 30 separate chemicals to no avail. I would kill him, but once would be insufficient for his crimes
- i cannot think of a more american thing than bourgeois freaks demanding nuclear war by throwing children's toys on the ground for someone else to pick up
- ME: hey, my car broke down. what saint should i pray to for help TRADCATH WEIRDO: Uhhhhhh the virgin mary. Saint God ACTUAL CATHOLIC: Idk man St. Christopher if the motor turns over and St. Frances of Rome if it doesn't, good luck
- spoiler alert for the rest of joe biden's presidency
- Constantly baffled by people who think "man" and "woman" are real things that exist at an atomic level. That they pervade the whole universe and inform everything
- if you're ever in a midwestern cornfield and you see a human heart suspended 5 feet above the ground, please don't attack it. you have encountered the heart of America, and while it is tempting to do massive bonus damage to this wretched country, it WILL lower your credit score
- the funniest thing i've ever learned in my life is that "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" came from a feminist collective in one of the andean countries and hits unbelievably different in that context from its later use by white american wiccans
- most of the people on here who claim to have been tomboys as kids were actually horse girls or some miscellaneous variety of bookish nerd. They are stealing valor from girls who ate polluted clay by the river and watched things die
- Outback Steakhouse flavor technicians prying open the heart of an onion in 1988 and being shocked and appalled to witness it frying, unfolding like a lotus flower. Tim Gannon, overseeing the birth of the Bloomin' Onion, involuntarily recalls a line from the Bhagavad Gita
- know your joans of arc by country AMERICA: proto-hillary girlboss figure ENGLAND: gay schizophrenic FRANCE: catholic fascist icon JAPAN: sexual warlordJeanne d’Arc by Hajime Sorayama
- tibetan foxes have the exact energy of when you go into arby's stoned and ask about their 5 for $5 promotion, which has been gone for longer than anyone has worked there. the tibetan sand fox's face is the face the cashier makes at you, and the face you make at the cashier
