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yung zoë
@yungkitty404
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    yung zoë
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    Jan 24, 2020
    I recently returned from my yearly trip to China and am suffering from the following symptoms: -runny nose -headache -cough -sore throat -severe fever I will not be contacting the CDC as I do not collaborate with cops. I will however be coughing on the napkins at Chipotle.
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    yung zoë
    @yungkitty404
    Jan 12, 2025
    As somebody who has gone back and forth with this, you really only need like two weeks replacing screen time with reading to get your attention span back You’re not permanently fucked and resetting is easier than you think. Put down your phone and pick up a book.
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    Aug 7, 2024
    We have to protect the right to be goth
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    BBC News (World)
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    Aug 7, 2024
    Texas school bans all-black outfits, citing 'mental health' bbc.in/3WTI91f
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    Jul 6, 2020
    giving a white woman an acoustic guitar should be banned by the Geneva Convention
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    yung zoë
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    Jul 2, 2024
    nothing is as funny as him making a blog where he pretended to be a Korean girl
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    leopard print bussy
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    Jul 1, 2024
    childish gambino wiped his cringe era off the internet and tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s always been cool. no sir, i was on tumblr in 2011 you will not get away with it
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    yung zoë
    @yungkitty404
    Nov 27, 2024
    your son will make a wonderful sparring partner and homoerotic friend for my heir
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    Feb 6, 2023
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    yung zoë
    @yungkitty404
    Feb 28, 2023
    F1 Driver, hottest Italian guy you've ever seen: I don't think about crashing at all. Just doesn't cross my mind. Golfer who looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome: It's life or death out there. Every day I live in fear that the game will eat me alive
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    Oct 7, 2020
    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but sheep only do this when they're really really racist
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    yung zoë
    @yungkitty404
    Jun 25, 2025
    I just saw Dasha and Anna K being dragged through the streets in handcuffs by teenage zohran activists in red guard uniforms. Hope you guys are happy.
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    Jun 14, 2023
    This is one of the only cool things anybody has done in at least 5 years
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    Reuters
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    Jun 14, 2023
    Japanese wrestler moves to Senegal to master ancient martial art reut.rs/3JC30zt
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    Nov 2, 2022
    "Jonathan broke up with me :/" TrustedAdvisor: Jonathan has not studied history. The winds are not in his favor, but they blow for you Stacey. Autumnal_Scholar01: His decisions shall haunt him. Think nothing of it. the_wailing_waters: My DMs are open if you require counsel.
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    yung zoë
    @yungkitty404
    Nov 2, 2022
    eunuchs would be so good at twitter
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    @yungkitty404
    Jun 10, 2020
    anarchists be like "no gods, no masters, no smoking"
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    yung zoë
    @yungkitty404
    Jun 27, 2019
    beto: *speaks spanish* Warren: this fucking bitch... Booker: oh my God he's speaking tongues he's possessed holy shit