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πΊπβ©πππππ | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER
@yungkalez
astrologist l podcaster | evil genius | cooking, popculture, wellness, books, art, money, seduction + the stars π[email protected] | book a reading β©
- I met the owner of a nightclub named Zodiac and asked him what made him go with the astrology theme. He said βI donβt give a fuck about horoscopes, people like astrology and I like money, thatβs itβ then did a free shot with me. Guess his sign lol
- Next man will be a VICTIM!
- To be a great gifter is to be a great listener
- HAILEY BIEBER IS PREGNANT
Hailey Bieber is pregnant and if you donβt want to believe it from me β the Met Gala, Jupiter or the 5/23 full moon will happily spill the tea in my honor Before you ask, yes the astrology is messy and anything but peaceful God bless + book with me at KMONEY.BIZ π - next time iβm losing an argument with my man iβm gonna say βso you think america hates me?β
- I empathize with people who so desperately want to change but fall flat wether it be due to depression, analysis paralysis, low self worth, self sabotage, functional freeze, addiction, etc β¦ 2025 will finally give you a real chance at change. For your own sake, please take it.
- men are not stupid in the way women like to think they are, theyβre very observant + calculated and can sniff out your insecurities + naivetΓ© because most of us tell ourselves whether it be through the things we post, the style we wear, the opinions we share, the values we have
- Replying to @yungkalezdrake prediction mid may 2024; if he is resistant to change, maturity + assuming an authoritative role, this will be extremely challenging. it makes me think of a shocking headline that reveals heβs actually an awful absent father or something, thus effecting his career β
- We might be sooo back next summer considering astrologically, we are stepping into a 2013/2014 chaotic cringe vibes time machine β¦ walk with me β¦
- since august i have invited maybe 60 random strangers iβve met drunk out on the town to the friendsgiving iβm hosting in my 800sq ft house and now that the big day is arriving iβm getting so many texts from unknown numbers telling me how excited they are to come
- if you were wondering why this love is blind season was so scandalous and psychopathic itβs because the entire cast was virgos and scorpios
- if you are ever lost in life, you must put your ear against your cats belly like a conch shell and allow their purrs to provide the sacred message
- went from doing $3 readings to having megan fox reach out for a consultation #goated
