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@yungchomsky
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- sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy
- sorry, not interested in watching “THE BOYS.” I’m too busy listening to women
- I wonder how long before everyone participating in this mass psychosis will pretend they were always against it
- I love voting. as a former gifted child it reminds me of taking standardized tests
- people aren’t happy just being racist anymore. they’ve also gotta believe a bunch of stupid shit about nutrition
- you’re canceling our plans? in the middle of the male loneliness epidemic???
- french people just have this certain... i don't know what
- this juxtaposition is a great argument for high-waisted trousers
- just got pulled aside by airport security… turns out I’m on the So Fly list??
- yes, I’m a MILLENNIAL I listen to VAMPIRE WEEKEND I watch WES ANDERSON I know how COMPUTERS WORK deal with it!!!
- that's all well and good until you walk on him having sex with his "uncle" and realize he's part of a plot to rob and murder your boss, so you reevaluate the boyish lib guy you'd previously rejected (he has new confidence after his experience with a beautiful Italian sex worker)Homegirl reverted back to factory settings in the presence of masculinity. 6 years of “women and gender studies” down the drain. 😂😂😂
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