sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy
that's all well and good until you walk on him having sex with his "uncle" and realize he's part of a plot to rob and murder your boss, so you reevaluate the boyish lib guy you'd previously rejected (he has new confidence after his experience with a beautiful Italian sex worker)