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thicc saban
@yngjcb
my name jacob. handle is a college football pun. acab. free palestine. he/him 18+
Washington, DC
Joined April 2013
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    if u hot box this and get so high u get scared u technically become the fried chicken
    forcing my friends inside colonel sanders
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    just had a great idea for cemeteries
    im high as hell and just discovered i can fit way more dino nuggets in my air fryer if i put them vertically
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    phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack
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    joining the war on drugs but on the side of the drugs
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    hot take but this is better than making children have jobs lmao
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    no matter how awful you may be there is a white guy named matt that’s worse
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    at my parents in in my hometown does anyone wanna have disappointing car sex for christmas
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    your 20s are all about romanticizing the color green and its various shades and hues
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    my job is on fire and i hear this girl go “i wish my be real was right now”
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    me in eighth grade trying to catch up the kid who was homeschooled x.com/ysl98/status/1…
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    i do not want a gf who brings out the best in me i want someone to make me evil
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    college aged men who identify as centrists are actually just republicans who still wanna have sex with feminists
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    black homeless lives matter too don’t just march past them during protests and forget about them. they also deserve your support and donations.