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βοΈ Hammer Price βοΈ
- #Buddie fic
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- humor
- codependent weirdos
- Buck does the bachelor auction
- Eddie goes mildy insane
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julie. she/they. gen x. deancas and buddie truther. hollanov. venomfucker. brown ajah. fan account. xylodemon @ ao3. 18+
- i hope it's rated R bc Eddie gets railed by his alien boyfriendβVenomβ Sequel Could Be Rated-R Now That Sony/Marvel Deal Is Kaput bit.ly/2ZfIPBg
- i think some of you have forgotten that Eddie just points at peoplehow can you hate eddie diaz when this is him most of the time
- saw a woman in an LAFD shirt at the store. i almost started a 9-1-1 convo but then she was joined by several more people in LAFD shirts. turns out she's just a firefighter and i'm abnormal
- this man has an anxiety disorder you can't just ring his doorbell unannounced and invade his house and abruptly change his plans
- marriage is going to make them unbearableThe winkβ¦
00:00 - at least this time they divorced in the privacy of their home instead of in the middle of a grocery store like a pair of freakshen chim and bobby waiting for their cue to ring the doorbell while bicepticon 4.0 and homotron 3000 are divorcing in the living room
- wait so they blocked off one of the busiest streets in LA for twelve hours for five minutes of screentime?
- just remembered fucking Claudette. straight up bullying a teenage coworker an everyone at dispatch just let her
- funny: Eddie calling Buck a deadbeat dad funnier: no one questioning that Buck is, in fact, a dad funniest: Buck has not been caught slipping sinceeddie calling out buck for not being there for him or their son while everyone in the grocery store third wheels them, grocery store fight you will always be famous
00:00 - Eddie lay off those energy drinks you have an anxiety disorder
- Eddie really turned all the way around like some kind of Looney Tunes characternow i miss beenado eddie
- My (42F) unfinished fanfics (25K, 19K, 6.5K, 13K, 4.1K, 20K, 5.7K, 1.3K, 21K) have unionized
