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Claudius
@xclaudius
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Mar 16, 2021
    he not wrong
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Jan 24, 2021
    every morning when i look in the fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Jul 1, 2021
    LMFAOOO
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Dec 8, 2020
    cashier: “your receipt is in the bag” me: “you too”
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Oct 31, 2021
    me: shit isn’t due till november i got time november:
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    @xclaudius
    Aug 25, 2020
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    @xclaudius
    Jul 22, 2021
    idek what stresses me out more, the fact that 26% somehow got 13 or the fact that the correct answer isn’t even an option
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Apr 25, 2021
    me at check out:
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Jan 12, 2021
    i’ve never seen a pregnant squirrel.. sis look like she going through it 😭 her baby daddy ain’t shit where he at
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    May 31, 2020
    okay june what the hell you got for us
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Apr 12, 2020
    me coming back to twitter after closing the app 10 seconds ago
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    mustyyyy
    @_musty
    Apr 12, 2020
    Bomboclaat
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Jul 5, 2020
    after i beg someone to take my picture
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    May 25, 2020
    “I ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING IN THIS DAMN HOUSE”
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    Claudius
    @xclaudius
    Feb 11, 2021
    this thread😭.. the last response