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After my phone got stolen, I was still in shock and asked someone nearby to call my number. The man behind me looked at me and said: “You’re calling your number to tell the thief what?”
Folly👄
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- Lol your 20’s is rlly just a constant state of losing & finding yourself over n over again and it’s god awful
- why does healing take so long??? i’m so annoyed with myself like jus get over it???
- Replying to @thahumorguyPut bleach down, go to the store, grab about 10 gallons of whole milk, five cartons of baking soda, 20 bottles of hydrogen peroxide, and some smell good floor cleaner. Then we get to work!
- Adulting is when you put the $4.97 meat back because u found some for $4.72 😂
- Kissing is actually much more intimate than having sex.
- Replying to @DexertoKSI telling everyone to 'move on' while still talking about that ONE tweet from DanTDM for the past two week is hilarious 😂
- Replying to @KobeBeenDatNews: “Hurricane Jamaal is headed towards the coast as a Category five” Deep South patriotic rednecks:
- Replying to @PopBaseimagine calling someone the f word for dating a woman
GIF - Relationship should be 50/50 i teach him skin care and he tells me why my car makes that noise.
- Replying to @kikimordithere is something about being touched without your consent that reaches into your core and dims you!
