“Weighted blankets” are insane because they appears to be one of the most dangerous objects with the potential to gigafry your brain but are exclusively used by turbonormies who want to “improve their sleep quality” who basically get oneshotted by the 6D Sleepytime Bear Demon
I genuinely believe that Taylor Swift went through some Flowers for Algernon type experiment surgery which allowed her to write Folklore and Evermore and she has just been mentally deteriorating since then