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rachel wolfson
@wolfiecomedy
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    rachel wolfson
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    Jun 7
    Happy Pride to @jackassworld
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    rachel wolfson
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    Dec 26, 2021
    the space between christmas and new years is known as the taint
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    rachel wolfson
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    Jan 6, 2022
    if you’re stoned at work you are a high skilled worker
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    rachel wolfson
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    Dec 8, 2022
    how can you be a sex symbol when you’re too afraid to eat pussy
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    Dec 8, 2022
    Self-proclaimed 'sex symbol' DJ Khaled modeled for Rihanna's Savage X Fenty 'Xperience' uproxx.it/m6cjgww
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    rachel wolfson
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    Aug 25, 2021
    im saving myself from marriage
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    rachel wolfson
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    Dec 18, 2021
    I bet more people would get vaccinated if we showed them zoom comedy
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    rachel wolfson
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    May 5, 2021
    if you think the peloton killing one kid is bad wait til you hear about guns
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    rachel wolfson
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    Jul 16, 2024
    Replying to @HalfwayPost
    so that’s what the G in MAGA stands for
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    rachel wolfson
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    Apr 28, 2022
    Replying to @nikostratis
    I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to, too
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    rachel wolfson
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    Apr 4, 2023
    Replying to @DailyLoud
    the ultimate fuck around and find out
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    rachel wolfson
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    Apr 10, 2023
    Replying to @HumansNoContext
    liquidating her assets
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    rachel wolfson
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    Feb 27, 2018
    I may not be the prettiest, smartest, or skinniest girl in the room, but I'm definitely the highest
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    rachel wolfson
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    Jun 24, 2022
    as per my last email
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    rachel wolfson
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    Sep 21, 2020
    seeing someone’s face is now first base