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jody
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- asking a straight couple which one's the girl
- i'm like if a girl was an uncle
- as an empath i feel gay around you
- but babe you love being gaslit
- on god bro we gon get you a mood stabilizer
- babe it invalidates me when you tell me not to kill myself
- for my next trick i’ll need a gun
- babe is everything ok you’ve hardly done anything at all in your whole entire life
- no worries just hit me up once your marriage is over
- babe i changed i got so much worse
- the best part of smoking weed is when you get schizophrenia
- just drank six airport beers 9/11 is coming early this year
- i have a gut feeling that yelling at service workers will bring my wife back