My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.
I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”
will defries
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- never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list x.com/Sumvyah0/statu…
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- this goes crazy
- just spitballing here but what if instead of tiny beers that lower your consumption, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speedsWhat is this bullshit? They literally shrank the game.
- two celsius, no breakfast x.com/tenetyaoi/stat…
- espresso martinis have finally found a formidable opponentHe might be onto something
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